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RED - Today finds you talented, brilliant, and powerful - what a combination. Being the fastest color is a weighty responsibility, but you are up to the task of dealing with the less fortunate. Great romantic possibilities with White or Blue in the afternoon.

 

ORANGE - Put aside your petty feelings and supress any jealousy. You are what you are and others see and respond to you despite your inadequacies. This afternoon, treat yourself to a deep shine. Opportunites for some good times tonight in conjunction with your friend Asphalt.

 

WHITE - Today is one for quiet contemplation and acceptance. Being average still means that half are worse than you, so do not despair. A sunny disposition, especially for convertibles, could open key romantic opportunities with a dominant RED. Avoid letting stains set on your carpet.

 

ALLOY - You are in one of those moods, but don't let it get the best of you. Many see you as a stormy color, but the true complexity of your character is only apparent to those willing to let you catch up. Try a RED accent piece somewhere in your brooding interior - you will be surpisingly uplifted by afternoon if you do.

 

BLUE - Remember that the sky whose color you like to emulate is only visible less than half the time. Associating with a dominant RED after noon will provide the inspiration you crave if you can keep up. The chase will be fun, but doomed to failure unless you are more wily than most. A friend named Nitto may help.

 

BLACK - You are troubled and misunderstood today, but nothing a soothing wash cannot cure. You only lack the speed of the dominant RED, but you are fast enough for most poseurs. You should consider the RED Stripe option - it will not speed you up but it will brighten your mood considerably. Concrete is lucky for you.

 

TUNGSTEN - Try not to be offended by the 'light bulb' jokes making the rounds. You are truly the 'light' of most gatherings when the dominant RED is absent. Build on your positive attributes other than speed. A professional interaction late in the day offers mystery and possible rewards. Eschew NAPA / Toyota stickers.

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ORANGE - Put aside your petty feelings and supress any jealousy. You are what you are and others see and respond to you despite your inadequacies. This afternoon, treat yourself to a deep shine. Opportunites for some good times tonight in conjunction with your friend Asphalt.

 

Apparently you haven't seen our weather forecast :titanic:

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You got the weighty part right. Anyone who knows anything about paint knows that RED requires the most pigment. Therefore it makes the RED car much heavier and thus much slower than the WHITE cars weighing far less.

 

That is your technical tip for the day.

 

Today's update for White:

 

White - Guard against unsupported claims today, they could come back to haunt you. Your blind spot of selective interpretation of reality could become more apparent in the afternoon. Relax and let reality sweep over you. Then seek solace on the roads in the evening in a challenge event.

 

Now Bob, White is the composite of ALL colors. It's not White's fault it is burdened with so many other lackluster colors such as Mauve, Teal, and Champaigne Gold that the RED it also contains is netralized to a large extent. But that is why White is so heavy a color. Science confirms.

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Today's update for White:

 

White - Guard against unsupported claims today, they could come back to haunt you. Your blind spot of selective interpretation of reality could become more apparent in the afternoon. Relax and let reality sweep over you. Then seek solace on the roads in the evening in a challenge event.

 

Now Bob, White is the composite of ALL colors. It's not White's fault it is burdened with so many other lackluster colors such as Mauve, Teal, and Champaigne Gold that the RED it also contains is netralized to a large extent. But that is why White is so heavy a color. Science confirms.

 

 

:hysterical2::hysterical2::hysterical2:

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