Fastbackman Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Okay, I check in this morning before I'm off to work to find we have a new mystery forum. Spill the beans already bud. Man it's gonna be some kind of day at work wondering about this! Oh well, I'll be home for lunch a little after 10 a.m. probably. I'll hope for some news. :D :happy feet: and also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsuds Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Okay, I check in this morning before I'm off to work to find we have a new mystery forum. Spill the beans already bud. Man it's gonna be some kind of day at work wondering about this! Oh well, I'll be home for lunch a little after 10 a.m. probably. I'll hope for some news. :D :happy feet: and also Yeah, I noticed that too. I swear he has too much fun at our expense.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdwaterHotrod Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 He needs to have fun too! he just likes us every once and awhile. Besides, if he told us everything he knows he might have to kill us all to protect his sources. Better to dribble it out & keep us coming back wanting more than to Over indulge on too much info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertlane Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Sorry out local internet provider went down at 1:30am last night, so now we're behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsuds Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Ya see, now he is blaming his ISP. What's next? I spilled my protein shake all over the keyboard. Mr. Lane, you are a marked man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastbackman Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Okay, I'm home for lunch and I still know nothing. I'm about to call 911 cause I am seriously dying here. I wonder if I should put Lawdude on retainer to represent my wife in a suit against stangs unleashed in the event that I do die from the suspense! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpretzel Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 This is getting pretty darn funny. We're all like a bunch of kids on Christmas eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdwaterHotrod Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 This is getting pretty darn funny. We're all like a bunch of kids on Christmas eve. I think it's more like a long car ride with your kids in the back seat saying ... ARE WE THERE YET! ever 5 minutes. So ARE We? Are We Their Yet? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastbackman Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I don't think I've ever seen kids as bad ass us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpretzel Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I think it's more like a long car ride with your kids in the back seat saying ... ARE WE THERE YET! ever 5 minutes. So ARE We? Are We Their Yet? :D Five more minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kepfordj Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Tap, Tap, Tap...I ain't gettin anything done here at work this morning...... :burnout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Cobras Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 We must assume the worst at this point. Possibility One: Robert, if that's his real name, has been recalled to Ford after successfully baiting this trap with the Great Crankshaft Mystery story and other apparently factual inormation to assure maximum attention. Then, using Powerlease-proven vapor techniques, Ford has been able to slow our productivity to a crawl by inserting a blank viewing portal with absolutely no information whatsoever. Note that this is a vastly improved technique when compared to the crude Powerlease brochure which had the unpleasant consequence of costing money to print. Cookies have been placed on our computers prior to 'Robert's' departure. Possibility Two: Robert (his real name) was abducted by junior Ford marketing executives under the pretext of ISP problems - a pathetic and crude scheme which hearkens to Cold War days. Robert's only crime was to post information and multi-media clips in an attempt to diffuse the gaseous clouds of disinformation or half truths surrounding the so-called GT500 special project which is designed to hold Ford performance junkies hostage. We should proceed cautiously, but with deliberate speed to determine which is the true explanation. Sift the posts for clues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500OnOrder Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 We must assume the worst at this point. Possibility One: Robert, if that's his real name, has been recalled to Ford after successfully baiting this trap with the Great Crankshaft Mystery story and other apparently factual inormation to assure maximum attention. Then, using Powerlease-proven vapor techniques, Ford has been able to slow our productivity to a crawl by inserting a blank viewing portal with absolutely no information whatsoever. Note that this is a vastly improved technique when compared to the crude Powerlease brochure which had the unpleasant consequence of costing money to print. Cookies have been placed on our computers prior to 'Robert's' departure. Possibility Two: Robert (his real name) was abducted by junior Ford marketing executives under the pretext of ISP problems - a pathetic and crude scheme which hearkens to Cold War days. Robert's only crime was to post information and multi-media clips in an attempt to diffuse the gaseous clouds of disinformation or half truths surrounding the so-called GT500 special project which is designed to hold Ford performance junkies hostage. We should proceed cautiously, but with deliberate speed to determine which is the true explanation. Sift the posts for clues. Correction, I found Robert. Here he is spending time with Carroll again and not updating the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Cobras Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 That would seem to tilt things toward Possibility One: Bob and Carroll, Jay and Alice. Alice that's what I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 We must assume the worst at this point. Possibility One: Robert, if that's his real name, has been recalled to Ford after successfully baiting this trap with the Great Crankshaft Mystery story and other apparently factual inormation to assure maximum attention. Then, using Powerlease-proven vapor techniques, Ford has been able to slow our productivity to a crawl by inserting a blank viewing portal with absolutely no information whatsoever. Note that this is a vastly improved technique when compared to the crude Powerlease brochure which had the unpleasant consequence of costing money to print. Cookies have been placed on our computers prior to 'Robert's' departure. Possibility Two: Robert (his real name) was abducted by junior Ford marketing executives under the pretext of ISP problems - a pathetic and crude scheme which hearkens to Cold War days. Robert's only crime was to post information and multi-media clips in an attempt to diffuse the gaseous clouds of disinformation or half truths surrounding the so-called GT500 special project which is designed to hold Ford performance junkies hostage. We should proceed cautiously, but with deliberate speed to determine which is the true explanation. Sift the posts for clues. That's really good, you should be a writer. You kept me at the edge of my seat wondering what will happen to robert next. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdwaterHotrod Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Here’s another scenario… Robert has hired a Private detective to get additional insider information on all the questions that we need answers for (Like Volume #’s, M.S.R.P., JOB 1 Start Date, Crank Issues, Power Leases, Etc...) In the Mean time Ford & the Performance Racing Group in a counter move have assigned two secrete agents to go undercover into the Ninja Robert internet & Video laboratories to stir up trouble to throw us off their scent. One secrete agent is dressed up as a local ISP guy (to gain access to the main frame computer) because of the downed internet lines (that they created) & the second agent comes to the front door & poses as a New camera & video salesman trying to sell Robert used NFL Detroit Lions equipment left over from the 80’s too distract him. This allows agent #1 or ISP guy to create a Un-Named Topic with today’s date on it so we are all distracted by it & not out on the streets looking for more un-discovered GT500 cars for the website to report on while they drive all of them out of town as fast as they can to a undisclosed location for more testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpretzel Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 The alleged "Shelby GT500" is actually a UFO that was discovered by SETI in the mountains of southern Oregon. Robert stumbled across the truth and has been abducted by secret SETI agents before he can reveal the truth to his anxious public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kepfordj Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 You missed the posiblity that That Homeland secuity saw Robert with his camera on the side of the road and mistook him for a threat and shipped him off to Cuba....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 You missed the posiblity that That Homeland secuity saw Robert with his camera on the side of the road and mistook him for a threat and shipped him off to Cuba....... I think that the most simple explanation is that Robert likes to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Oooo look, new Smilies!! Robert at work: When we need to make up: Having a bad day?: :tequila: Tonight after work?: And lastly, when we all get our GT500's!!! :party2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsuds Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Robert is the son of Sasquatch.. Think about for a second, all we have is some mysterious person who shows up every so often and leaves behind some tantalizing information. His posts are like the plaster cast footprints and other than the occasional picture we have no confirmation of his existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STSVT Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 ROBERT ,ROBERT WERE THE HELL ARE YOU DUDE ,MAYBE THE FORD BIG WIGS GOT WIND OF ALL THE INFO LEAKING OUT I HOPE YOUR OK AND NOT DUCT TAPED TO A F-150 BUMPER SOMEWHERE IN A FORD WAREHOUSE OR SUBBING AS A TEST CRASH DUMMY OUCH (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STSVT Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU GUYS/GALS DID THE FORD HIT MEN GET ALL OF YOU, I HOPE NOT BECUSE I WOULDNT FIND ANY GROUP AS CRAZY FOR THIS GT500 AS WE ALL ARE OR MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE HANGING OUT WITH ROBERT AND THOSE TEST CRASH DUMMIES :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 They probalby have robert in his cement shoes on a little boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STSVT Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 WE MUST SEND THE HOUNDS OUT TO PICK UP HIS TRAIL AND SAVE HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Well,guys and gals you all sound like your losing your minds. The need to have information about the GT500 is getting to all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertlane Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Shhhhhhhhh......I am on a stake out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchGT500 Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Shhhhhhhhh......I am on a stake out Again, he is near Rotunda in the bushes close to SVT buildings. :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcle Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hey you all are nuts Let the man work and get more info.......... Robert you should apply with the Bush people maby they could get correct information then. Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Cobras Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 The Sasquatch thing may have some merit. After all, have you ever seen both of them - together - at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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