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WTF is sex wax?

 

No bail money needed.

 

Ruf being good.

 

Y'all go on ahead - we'll be along shortly.

add:

 

10 rolls of film

spy cam

feather duster

Speedo - for pool

bathing cap

Runflat flip flops

billiard balls

frying pan to whack with :finger:

Sauerbraten

Our pet tarantula(no one wants to watch him for us - his name is Fritz)

Milk Bones (for you know who)

Large box of Tide for the pool :spiteful:

Wooden blocks to place under gas pedals of Shelby's

blonde wig (for dinner on Sat)

English/German dictionary - so we can understand Herr Orf

several ink pens - so sign autographs as needed

bibs for all - in case of excessive drooling over Rufstang

bottle rockets

pacifier (for you know who)

hand-held breathalyzer (for you know who)

 

Ruf on Roll, eh?

You forgot braunschweiger and onion loaf.

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sex wax is for the surfboard...Grabber never surfed the Atlantic (ask him about Hawaii.. :hysterical: ...oops..)

I got the pans...they are Grabber :hysterical:

My surfin days are long behind me. I did run some big waves back in 1993. :hysterical:

 

Nice pots and pans. I like the Grabber handles. :hyper:

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I've started making out my shopping list for next weekend:

 

Vasoline

clothes pins

camoflage ducktape

cheese wiz

beenie weenies

nipple clips

adult vids

bong

dry ice

sardines

hair spray

hair gel

D size batteries (for you know who)

piano wire

channel locks

matches

cool wip

chap stick

bath towells

cotton balls

NOS

ear protection (for you know who)

Zaino (2 bottles)

floor jack

gear puller

SCT Programmer :spiteful:

panty hose

firecrackers

small keg of Killians

 

What am I forgetting?.....

Is this stuff PG-13......... :hysterical::hysterical2:

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I know a secret out here. I just don't know how it works, but it does! There has to be a secret here,otherwise, how else is it you guys get so many of us to read this bologna :hysterical2::hysterical2::hysterical2::hysterical2::banghead::banghead:

 

My bolonga has a first name, it's

O - S - C - A - R

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8 days and it will be revealed.

 

a couple members know, but are sworn to secrecy.

 

I told a couple that are not going to be at the NC meet so that they would not have to wait til the Sunday after to find out.

Sorry, I was out for a few... :ninja:

 

Was someone talking about me?? :spiteful:

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I've told you that I'm working on firing all the local weather guys! Without them spouting off all the incorrect weather reports, we'll be fine.

 

I'm call for temps in the high 60's thru 70's for the entire weekend. We may experience a few clouds, but just to cool things down a bit so that we can generate higher HP. :hysterical2:

 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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