shlbygrl Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Girl you need to break out the whip!! That stuff is going to kill him! He drinks them when he is on the road, especially when he has to work nights.......Which is More the normal than not (Whatever normal is to him lol ) Not to good for the system, but there are alot worse things out there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Dave - put down the Cappucino and back away from the keyboard!! Can you arrange your schedule so you can meet with us next week in Nag's Head? Let me know so I can arrange additional Highway Patrol coverage. I'm afraid this event might result in collateral damage. Luckily, I have training in safe driving techniques. No, I can't come down. wish I could...would love to be there. P.S. collateral damage can't be too high in that car I saw you driving. Oh..uh...wait...that was a bumper car...sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 I agree. He needs to ease up. (sorry for preaching) I did the 70 hour work weeks for a very long time. In retrospect, I shouldn't have. The price I paid wasn't worth it. That's it. No more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 What's this? Ruf's bringing a bumper car to the gathering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 WTF?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Yes Ruf, a bumper car! We've seen the pic. A few comments have been posted. By the way, your knees look a little tight in that ride. I think you're going to have trouble keeping up with everyone due to leg cramps while trying to keep your foot on the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlbygrl Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Did you see the movie 'George of the Jungle' when he eats all the coffee? That is my picture of BadBoy. Quite an actual picture!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Thank You. I have to start packing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 .357 4" Stainless - 154 Jacketed Hollow Points. Feelin lucky punk? Well do ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 The cop that busted you in my driveway just called to check in. He asked about you. Nice guy. He wanted to reassure me once again not to worry. Hey - I had an idea. I'm going to email my guy at the Festival Park and see if they have a smoke machine we can use for some pics! They might have one since they have so many theatrical performances...That would be Bad! ...Mustangs in the Mist....I'm diggin' it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orf Posted April 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 The cop that busted you in my driveway just called to check in. He asked about you. Nice guy. He wanted to reassure me once again not to worry. Hey - I had an idea. I'm going to email my guy at the Festival Park and see if they have a smoke machine we can use for some pics! They might have one since they have so many theatrical performances...That would be Bad! ...Mustangs in the Mist....I'm diggin' it. That would be pretty cool. We could hide it behind the .... drumroll, please .... stone wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GT500KR Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 That would be pretty cool. We could hide it behind the .... drumroll, please .... stone wall. OMG I laughed so hard............. Poor Ruf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Worry not, E. The Burgermeister is going to get what's coming to him next week. Ruf forgets Nothing! hmmm...I wonder how much pink food coloring it would take for a 20,000 gallon swimming pool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Sure - who you gonna race? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 It's supposed to rain, Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Hey, Island Boy! I think he means snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Hey, Island Boy! I think he means snow. Has the random drug test been done this month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 That was taken Friday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 We are going to have wonderful weather. I'm in the process of firing all the local weather guys so that their guessing games will not plague our weekend. Not sure it will be warm enough for the thongs to hit the beach, but bring them just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 I've started making out my shopping list for next weekend: Vasoline clothes pins camoflage ducktape cheese wiz beenie weenies nipple clips adult vids bong dry ice sardines hair spray hair gel D size batteries (for you know who) piano wire channel locks matches cool wip chap stick bath towells cotton balls NOS ear protection (for you know who) Zaino (2 bottles) floor jack gear puller SCT Programmer panty hose firecrackers small keg of Killians What am I forgetting?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 The box to put yourself in when we've all had enough of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Where's the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Where's the love? blah, blah, blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 WTF is sex wax? No bail money needed. Ruf being good. Y'all go on ahead - we'll be along shortly. add: 10 rolls of film spy cam feather duster Speedo - for pool bathing cap Runflat flip flops billiard balls frying pan to whack with Sauerbraten Our pet tarantula(no one wants to watch him for us - his name is Fritz) Milk Bones (for you know who) Large box of Tide for the pool Wooden blocks to place under gas pedals of Shelby's blonde wig (for dinner on Sat) English/German dictionary - so we can understand Herr Orf several ink pens - so sign autographs as needed bibs for all - in case of excessive drooling over Rufstang bottle rockets pacifier (for you know who) hand-held breathalyzer (for you know who) Ruf on Roll, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Good form! What flavor Milk Bones do you like? Can't wait to see you strap a board on the Shelby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 You're so resourceful. I know he's going to have a great time with us. It's almost like a reunion for the two of you. Very cool stuff, Snoop. Just don't do anything wrong, eh? Do they really make Jack Daniels Milk Bones? Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 frying pan to whack with No whacking on this trip...besides, whacking with a frying pan would hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 No whacking on this trip...besides, whacking with a frying pan would hurt... So your asking us not to share this set with your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 So your asking us not to share this set with your wife? Correct... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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