ken07gt500 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I recived this in an e-mail AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in twothreatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Alex P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT NAJA Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 LMAO... Wish every punk who pulls an armed assault, robbery, etc. got the same treatment! And you're right about an armed society being more civil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuickSilverShelby Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 WOW.........that is a funny AND a work of art all rolled into one. QSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandros Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingram4868 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Liberal CC laws are the best crime fighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordx4 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 That is a good one, Ill have to share it with some buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelbyville Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 This made the rounds a long time ago, possibly with a few variations. My guess is it should probably be put into the "urban legends" file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010KonaBlueGT Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 This made the rounds a long time ago, possibly with a few variations. My guess is it should probably be put into the "urban legends" file. Yep, I saw it *years* ago and it wasn't a craigslist ad back then. Anyone check snoopes? It's bogus, no question about it. None the less, a good laugh. Phill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of GT Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Although they cannot say with 100% certainty, Snopes believes that the ad is fake... http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp Fake or not, the ad is quite witty as well as a funny read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1ck_T0ck Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Hilarious! Funny enough I carry a Taurus 1911 .45 as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09KR0058 Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 True or not, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Liberal CC laws are the best crime fighter. BTW, don't ever use the word "liberal" in the same sentence as "CC laws". I know what you mean, but it just doesn't look right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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