jaydub Mach1 Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? "Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club." Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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