BLOWN Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 From a Girl Friend of Mine... I got this e-mail from a girl-friend of mine... Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES: • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .... • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: • A woman has the last word in any argument. • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. • A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP: • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. • Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it... And to the men who will enjoy reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkGT500nCA Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 From a Girl Friend of Mine... I got this e-mail from a girl-friend of mine... Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES: • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .... • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: • A woman has the last word in any argument. • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. • A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP: • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. • Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it... And to the men who will enjoy reading it. So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiaCobra Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Is it really a joke if it's true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Is it really a joke if it's true? keeps me from Pretty dang funny, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmoore Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 too true LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyStang Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 The "OFFSPRING" is so true. Marji can tell me about EVERY doctor appointment the kids have ever had. I can't remember my own last visit to the doc's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it... THIS is the Funniest line in the whole List........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08 Mustang Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 those are soooo true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gth0007 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 :happy feet: Wow, your girlfriend has got it figured out. I've been married 35 years and can honestly say all of that is true !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Women!!!!!.................what can I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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