All the "boys" read this

[Alloy Dave]

I found a website where you enter a bunch of words that they ask for, and it then creates a letter to santa for you. I entered all our typical banter and here's what it came up with.

 

Here is the website if you want to try it

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

 

 

Santa Claus

North Pole, Earth

 

 

Dear Santa,

 

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at acorn boy's Office party. It was chrome lug nut boy who spiked the punch with too much coke. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like burned rubber.

 

I thought it was funny when I put tammy's Shelby purse on my head and danced the mamba on the engine table while singing `I can't drive 55'. I didn't mean to break acorn boy's GPS and don't know why acorn boy would accuse me of auto theft.

 

I don't remember calling Mastersmech's wife a quick goat---even though she looked like one with torch red eye shadow and Alloy lipstick!

 

And when I threw up on Evil95's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

 

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Rufstang through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fat sheep and have me arrested for speeding!

 

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wreckless and slow. And I'm really not to blame for any of this huge stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

 

Sincerely and quickly yours,

Roller Boy (Really a nice boy!)

 

P.S. It's only 8 bucks!

[Evil95GT]

That's hysterical, Dave!

 

$8 for bail? I'm sure I could swing that, LOL.

 

And Alloy lipstick? That sounds pretty hot!

[carnut]

$8.00 to get SCGT outta jail, maybe we should leave him in there

[HSURB]

Hilarious Dave. Simply hilarious. :D

 

HSURB®