FordRocks1 Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Italian Tomato Garden: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingram4868 Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Thatsa gooda one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 they always say New Jersey.....when we all know most of the mobsters live in the midwest! (Witness protection program) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regalt87 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 they always say New Jersey.....when we all know most of the mobsters live in the midwest! (Witness protection program) Wrong- try Washington DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Italian Tomato Garden: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie That's my fathers brother !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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