SGT/SC#0471 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I called the 800 number its real, and no I did not order one haha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Doctor Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ok, now I've seen everything! "Toilet paper is so archaic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 That's unbelievable! I like how they were showing the people in the commercial rubbing their arms and everything - wiping your a$$ must be a painful process!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boss Doctor Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Just shoot me if I ever get to a point where I can't wipe my own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Just shoot me if I ever get to a point where I can't wipe my own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC#0471 Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Just shoot me if I ever get to a point where I can't wipe my own ass. This coming from a guy who has a cat shooting out of an ass in his avitar... Seriously, +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I ordered one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Doctor Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 This coming from a guy who has a cat shooting out of an ass in his avitar... Seriously, +1 But a nice ass it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I ordered one. I figured you invented it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of GT Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 OH BROTHER! 1. I would hate to see the condition of the white portion of the wand after a couple of uses. 2. I wonder how easely the paper would come off the wand after it's been soiled. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE COMFORT WIPE! HAVE YOU EVER HAD TOILET PAPER TEAR ON YOU AT THE WORST MOMENT? THEN YOU NEED... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmoore Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm still trying to figure out how the 3 sea shells work, from Demolition Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 This is fairly funny. While it seems like a good idea- toilet paper is just paper. It's still going to mess up whatever it touches. On a more serious note- if you hate the idea of smearing s&*^ on you- just use a few butt wipes (aka baby wipes), sometimes called refreshing wipes. Where's the PottyDr when you need him? He has to chime in this- lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm still trying to figure out how the 3 sea shells work, from Demolition Man Actually, I wondered this myself. There are two answers. The 1st was explained by Stallone himself during an interview: Q: For the love of all that is good and Holy. How do you use the 3 seashells?! A: OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what's left with the third. You asked for it... Be careful what you ask for, sorry. The 2nd is an actual configuration that someone designed. There's a picture of it for you. From 'poodoovoodoo': "The 3 sea shells are actually buttons. The 1st shell flushes the toilet, the second shoots laser precision water streams that totally clean your backside and the 3rd shell drys you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingram4868 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 What happened to corn cobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC2873 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 yeah right, I'm going to use this thing to wipe my aZZ and then change out the head to use as a back scratcher in the shower....what will they think of next. I got tickled at the "big guy" in the commercial...if he would lose some weight he might be able to reach back there! This is hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark17357 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I can think of a few people I would like to give the Special Bonus "Get a Grip" to. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig-It Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 So what happens when you go to reach for the "Comfort Wipe" and you accidentally grab the the "Get a Grip"? Are you doomed? Should you seek immediate medical attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm going to hang mine on the wall next to the paper holder and wait for people to ask what its for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I called the 800 number its real, and no I did not order one haha!!! Now that fuggen funny....And stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdscooby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 They didn't actually show how to use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark17357 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 So what happens when you go to reach for the "Comfort Wipe" and you accidentally grab the the "Get a Grip"? Are you doomed? Should you seek immediate medical attention? Now there is a picture I cannot quite get my mind to form (thank God). The County Fair is in town here in San Diego. Wonder if they are demonstrating it there? Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Perhaps they should deliver an endless supply of these to our friends in the Middle East!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeet Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Now there is a picture I cannot quite get my mind to form (thank God). The County Fair is in town here in San Diego. Wonder if they are demonstrating it there? Jim A job for Vince, the ShamWow guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportscars Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Snake Doc, just get the cat to wipe your ass! Just goes to show you that P.T. Barnum was dead on - There is a sucker born every minute. Does remind me of when I was in 8th grade, one of my friends fell backwards off a horse and broke BOTH of his wrists. He was in casts up to his elbows and couldnt do anything for himself. One day his mom had to come to school to wipe his butt. That sucked!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Snake Doc, just get the cat to wipe your ass! Just goes to show you that P.T. Barnum was dead on - There is a sucker born every minute. Does remind me of when I was in 8th grade, one of my friends fell backwards off a horse and broke BOTH of his wrists. He was in casts up to his elbows and couldnt do anything for himself. One day his mom had to come to school to wipe his butt. That sucked!!! The... cat is... declawed... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stump_breaker Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Isn't that "thing" curved the wrong way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07SGT4578 Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Just think, It gives you an extra 18" reach, I bet you can even wipe your buddies ass with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Just think, It gives you an extra 18" reach, I bet you can even wipe your buddies ass with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Doctor Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 The... cat is... declawed... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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