svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal 1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. 5- Turn off the mixer thingy. 6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10- Check the Crown Royal. 11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 12- Add one table. 13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. 14- Greash the oven. 15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window. 17- Fimish the bottle of Crown Royal. 18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 good one, canucklehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My kinda cookies!! :tequila: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Note: Bring own cookies when visiting the Great White North. Too funny, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Nahhh...Maken them is all the fun. I sink it his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Do your "girls" eat your cookies?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Of course....they might want to try a veggie once in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Of course....they might want to try a veggie once in a while Ya a big CUCUMBER...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Ya a big CUCUMBER...... as long as it is yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Do your "girls" eat your cookies?? No No No...Their on a strict diet...RAW MOOSE MEAT...Once in a while they'll eat a New Yawker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 as long as it is yours Yep a big Canadian Cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 No No No...Their on a strict diet...RAW MOOSE MEAT...Once in a while they'll eat a New Yawker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shel-b001 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Can you substitute a case of MOOSEHEAD for the Crown Royal or will it ruin the recipe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I don't know any of these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Can you substitute a case of MOOSEHEAD for the Crown Royal or will it ruin the recipe ? Go with the Moosehead it won't ruin a thing 001. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Time to fire up the coals in the Weber for some baby back ribs! Y'all come. Hear? :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I don't know any of these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Tekee.....Cut a slice off the SOB and cook it up. ..Thats just a baby i'll post a pic of one I shot some years back...the antlers are 61'' wide....Yes that is just over 5' feet and he weighed just over 1400 LBS...And no It's not one of my gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Rib pics - before and after - forthcoming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Here's RIBS for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 no clickey :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 :happy feet: :happy feet: Those look really good. A nice seasoned crust but not over the top. It looks like you will still be able to appreciate the taste of slow cooked pork Nothing I hate worse than my pork needing a life jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersnake94 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 FRIGGEN FRUIT ON THE FLOOR, DRINKING ALL THE CROWN ROYLE, THROW BOWL THROUGH THE WINDOW=LOL!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsgt500 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal 1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. 5- Turn off the mixer thingy. 6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10- Check the Crown Royal. 11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 12- Add one table. 13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. 14- Greash the oven. 15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window. 17- Fimish the bottle of Crown Royal. 18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 They really are good cookies....If you can get em done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersnake94 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 They really are good cookies....If you can get em done. Yeah really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyStang Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Have you guys ever heard of a "Cookie Swap"??? Me being a woman it's the first I've heard of it, where women get together and bake all kinds of cookies and then take home each different cookie, whatever one thing I'm NOT is Ms. Betty Crocker...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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