carnut Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Some nice early vettes and sting-rays! Somehow the new 'vettes all look like forelorned guppies looking up from the bottom of a pond did I say that out loud? <no offense intended to our bow-tie breathren> Love the split window. :hyper: Guppies? I got your guppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 You got a Vette, CN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 You got a Vette, CN? Yes, dare I say it? Black 2006, Z06. It's just my landscaping car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Yeah, yeah, I remember your old avatar now. I'd love a ride in that beast...oh, daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Yeah, yeah, I remember your old avatar now. I'd love a ride in that beast...oh, daddy! I took my nephew for a ride, first two gears. In all fairness, he has led a sheltered life, but at age 30, he still screams like a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90GT Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I took my nephew for a ride, first two gears. In all fairness, he has led a sheltered life, but at age 30, he still screams like a girl If I can't get a GT500, that's what I'm getting. All black ZO6 :hyper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Man, blacked-out cars are just bad ass. I keep trying to talk my father into black Magnums for my 76, but he's not having it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Okay - we need to work on your use of rhetorical discourse. You need to come up with something you can do for HIM before asking him to do something for YOU. And it's even stronger if you can do that something BEFORE asking him for something. Money - you don't have much of (for now!). But - you have some time and effort. Example: Paint the garage for him without him asking you to. etc. THEN - leave the magazine ad open on the table with your rims...... Follow these lessons, young grasshopper, and prosper you will! YodaRuf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I took my nephew for a ride, first two gears. In all fairness, he has led a sheltered life, but at age 30, he still screams like a girl Carnut - time for an Avatar change. Your clown is just not cuttin' it. If you change yours, I'll change mine. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KobraII Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Okay - we need to work on your use of rhetorical discourse. You need to come up with something you can do for HIM before asking him to do something for YOU. And it's even stronger if you can do that something BEFORE asking him for something. Money - you don't have much of (for now!). But - you have some time and effort. Example: Paint the garage for him without him asking you to. etc. THEN - leave the magazine ad open on the table with your rims...... Follow these lessons, young grasshopper, and prosper you will! YodaRuf That would be a nice gesture, but there's one thing wrong, and it has two words. Vinyl Siding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Both of you should switch and confuse everyone! or even better yet, maybe you two can switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Or a grabber Orange?? Sure I have anything hmmm let me think on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Y'all pipe down. I'm trying to get Kobra some rims! Now - the garage painting was just an example. Detail his ride. Cook him his favorite dinner (you Can cook, right?). Buy him a hooker. Clean out the shed. Trim the hedges/bushes. Paint something. Buy him 2 hookers. Stay with a friend so he and mom can...have some time alone. Offer to pressure wash the driveway. You get the idea? Sheesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Keep this up, and I'll pee on the mattress in your camper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Do you have one with a Bananananananananana on it?? could be better I'll work on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90GT Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Keep this up, and I'll pee on the mattress in your camper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 And -- I'll pee in your hot tub in 3 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Carnut - time for an Avatar change. Your clown is just not cuttin' it. If you change yours, I'll change mine. HSURB I kinda of like yours Ricky Thanks KR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I kinda of like yours Ricky Thanks KR Carnut - here are some words to live by from Ricky Bobby - our leader. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 This site is so much better than cable TV. We need to work up a pitch to Fox to get this on the air. I ain't kiddin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 banana Love that one, KR ... nice work! Ruf, the public can't handle this reality! Maybe it could go in the therapy section of the Speed Channel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm not kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Where's the love, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 this badge can be done up so many ways........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 this badge can be done up so many ways........... Yeah man, I really liked mine, too bad everyone booed it down. Maybe I can get one made for the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Time to be the devil's advocate Y'all pipe down. I'm trying to get Kobra some rims! Sweet Now - the garage painting was just an example. Ok Detail his ride. It's in the garage, and it's so darn hard to get in and out of Cook him his favorite dinner (you Can cook, right?). Yes, but I can't grill steaks yet Buy him a hooker. Momma wouldn't like that Clean out the shed. It's full of car parts, so I really don't know what to pitch Trim the hedges/bushes. Hedges? We don't have no stinkin' hedges Paint something. Like that guy on the teevee that would paint a pretty landscape out of a blank canvas? Buy him 2 hookers. Momma wouldn't like that x2 Stay with a friend so he and mom can...have some time alone. Did that for mom and dad's 25th anniv. Offer to pressure wash the driveway. Waste of water. Driveway would be dirty again in a couple days You get the idea? I'll think of something Sheesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Okay - try negotiation. Straight A's = Rims (or some combination of grades) Give him a reason to change his mind. Tell him you'll stop smoking crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moabman Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 True he is His advice take you Happy be you Yoda's older, wiser brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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