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Santa's lament - from the BadCat

 

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A Christmas Story

 

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

 

I've busted my ass for **** near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady cuses cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

 

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't darn funny

Who any where ever sent Santa Claus money?

 

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

 

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

 

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

 

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maybe handing these out as door prizes :snake:

 

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Okay! Our forecast for the midwest is --- cold and more cold! For those of you who are feeling cabin fever --- sorry! More of the same!! Meantime - do your best to keep warm! :hysterical2: :happy feet: :hysterical2:

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Okay! Our forecast for the midwest is --- cold and more cold! For those of you who are feeling cabin fever --- sorry! More of the same!! Meantime - do your best to keep warm! :hysterical2: :happy feet: :hysterical2:

I think we almost hit 40 here today.

 

What a heatwave!

 

I brought out the shorts and hawaiian shirts just in case.

 

:hysterical2:

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Hey BadCat - while traveling last week, I saw this gal from Missouri and her interpretation of belly button jewelry. Is all I can say is Wowser. Missouri has the hotties. :happy feet:

 

HSURB

 

 

I'm bumping this thread because Bad Cat is not tending to his Cat House. And, I think most of you missed the quality photo of the Missouri Woman with a pierced belly button.

 

HSURB

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Hey BadCat - while traveling last week, I saw this gal from Missouri and her interpretation of belly button jewelry. Is all I can say is Wowser. Missouri has the hotties. :happy feet:

 

HSURB

 

 

..I think that's my first wife..... :superhero:

 

I left before I became a meal :redcard:

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I'm bumping this thread because Bad Cat is not tending to his Cat House. And, I think most of you missed the quality photo of the Missouri Woman with a pierced belly button.

 

HSURB

 

 

ya, I need to pick up the pace here; just been real behind at work, and kinda bummed about waiting for my shelby parts from ford. But I did have it out today and it ran and shifted pretty decent.

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Do you serve pizza in here?

 

Is this badboy's donut shop?

 

:hysterical2:

 

 

we give whatever folks want :happy feet:

 

this is a cathouse right???? :hysterical2:

 

I actually have some fear that since the site has gone corporate, there would be no tolerance for a thread named after a cathouse. Maybe robert and sharon have not noticed it yet???

 

...and yes, I have called off the bouncers....happy 10,000th :happy feet:

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