RUFDRAFT Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Hey BadCat - I've got a new gal here helping scrub this place up. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Hey BadCat - I've got a new gal here helping scrub this place up. HSURB all of a sudden I feel sooooo dirty, like I need a good scrubbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 all of a sudden I feel sooooo dirty, like I need a good scrubbing Here - this gal will help. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HSURB Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 BadCat - I feel like I'm talking to myself on this thread!!!!!!!! HSURB° Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 WHAT? I'm going to seek immediate counseling for this talking to myself thing. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 WHAT? I'm going to seek immediate counseling for this talking to myself thing. HSURB ..ya, it sucks to be crazy doesn't it????? I really haven't decided what to do with this place. I would like to keep it up, but it seems that I spend all of my extra internet time going to other forums to check up with those who have left. Now, the same thing is happening with one of my local sites. Gosh, can't folks just get along. On a positive note, the oldest son graduates from MU tomorrow afternoon, and actually found a job, with the corps of engineers here in kc. Not real high paying, but with some potential. Nice to see him starting off in the right direction. I will attest to the fact that there are much worse things than working for the federal government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 adding a little content here A Day at the Welfare Office Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her hot sexual urges and needs. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bull shittin' me! The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... You started it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 I think this is one of the ones I posted that disappeared when a thread was closed and made to vanish Dear IRS: Dear Internal Revenue Service, Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper deta iling how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Anger Management Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet..." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Dating in 1957......... It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. "That's cool." Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says Wha...aaat? "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! It's called The Twist!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 7 Kinds of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. > * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you > both have sex until you are blue in the face. > > The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex > * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time > and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > > The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. > * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. > Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > > The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. > * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When > you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." > > The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. > * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and > Nun at night.(Very Popular) > > The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. > * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. > > And; Last, but not least, > >The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. > * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. > > PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME > WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. > I have enough problems of my own!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Stage 8 Forgetfull sex, whatever that is, I just can't remember. Now where did I put my keys :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 John - Congrats to you and your son! I went to college too, so I know what it takes to follow through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 ..ya, it sucks to be crazy doesn't it????? I really haven't decided what to do with this place. I would like to keep it up, but it seems that I spend all of my extra internet time going to other forums to check up with those who have left. Now, the same thing is happening with one of my local sites. Gosh, can't folks just get along. On a positive note, the oldest son graduates from MU tomorrow afternoon, and actually found a job, with the corps of engineers here in kc. Not real high paying, but with some potential. Nice to see him starting off in the right direction. I will attest to the fact that there are much worse things than working for the federal government. Congrats to you and your Son. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 What time does this place open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 its open now! NEW RULE: ALL SIMILIAR ATTACHMENTS AS ABOVE MUST BE CLICKABLE FOR ENLARGEMENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I see John is lurking around. Lets get this place opened up. :happy feet: HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I've been out racing...or at least being a passenger in a race car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I've decided to go spend the afternoon at six flags amusement park, sounds so much better than the scheduled yard work my wife wants me to do today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 now we know what kind of underwear those red car owners wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 one of the workers from the cathouse free lancing out on the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I'm headed out to basketball games this afternoon. 3 today and 3 on Sunday. Keep up the quality material in my absence. HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I did win a drinking contest down in Tulsa...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 and at the end of the day, all we are looking for is a little peace......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 ..it did kinda worry me, that down in Tulsa, Robert and Sharon were more familiar with me as BadCat than as KCMO-GT500, even though I have almost 3000 posts as kcmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 on a more serious note, a friend of mine from kc won the vintage race at Hallet on friday in his 70 boss 302, they are the real serious racers down at Hallet, going balls to the wall. Way to go Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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