Joe G Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Tonight they are serving Mini's and bikinis at Joes. God save the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I liked that car but could not post it in Snoops garage because, well you know...... Night all. Turn off the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Oven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Pardon me, miss. But would you mind picking up that pencil I just dropped? :happy feet: Oven? Baking some...brownies are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Snake Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Can I get a white clam pizza well done please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Tonight they are serving Mini's and bikinis at Joes. Can I get a test drive? :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I won't be able to sleep tonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I won't be able to sleep tonite. Blame Co-Pilot. She started the Mini thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Can I get a test drive? :devil: Sure, she's all yours!! Oh, and you can have them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Sure, she's all yours!! Oh, and you can have them too. LOL I walked into that one I will have to turn you down though. I don't have any all you can eat places near me and no hitch. Anyways they busted your struts and springs I couldn't do that to my car. Has your ricer friend given them back to you or are you just pimping them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Has your ricer friend given them back to you or are you just pimping them out Oh yeah, I'm old skool pimpin! :happy feet: There's always some guys (like you) who keep these girls busy! I'm glad you're a good sport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Oh yeah, I'm old skool pimpin! :happy feet: There's always some guys (like you) who keep these girls busy! I'm glad you're a good sport! you know those swimsuits don't really do them justice, you should take them to Colemans and get them some better gear BTW jabba looks about right but princess leia looks like she has put on a few pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Oh forgot to say my dealer called today and he said they were expecting it in on the 7th so :happy feet: :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 No late night Pizza's and beers in here !!!! shops all shut up with 3 fat chicks eating all the pepperoni and ham in the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 They're kinda hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastersmech1 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 What? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 No anchovies please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil95GT Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Ok, I just beat up all the large women, and sent them off to star in Hairspray........ Now, I'd like to order a large sheet pizza, topped with bacon and pepperoni. I'll be using my free coupon at this time. Now someone go get that ready, and serve it with a smile, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 You wanna Pepsi or you wanna Coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Alright, I am pissed off now, how come I just found out about the "girls" in the back. I went back for the Pepsi and the lights went out. I didn't know what happened, maybe a fuse or something. I grab a flashlight and head for the cooler. The flashlight goes out. I am standing there in the dark. All of the sudden, I start hearing the terrible gnawing sound. It had got to be the biggest rat in the world. I am starting to get a little nervous. What if one of those big rats hears me. The gnawing gets louder and louder, its got to be close. Sweat is just pouring off my forehead. The gnawing stopped, I can hear my heart beating faster and faster. Crap, I think it heard me. Maybe if I just quit breathing. Oh God, please let me live. All of the sudden, I hear it moving closer and closer. Oh damn it, its all over. Then I hear it. "HEY MISTER, IS THERE ANY MORE SAUSAGE LEFT, WE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ON OUR PIZZA. WHERE IS EVERYONE, THIS IS LOUSY SERVICE" Oh man, was I relieved, just a couple of large girls. I said, "Everyone has gone home, I have to lock up" Then I saw the look in their eyes. All squinty and everything. Then they smiled. The lights went out again. I begin to sweat again, oh crap, new trouble. Why did I have to say that. Oh no, don't touch that, leave me alone, I scream. Joe, I am going to get you for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Help! :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RUFDRAFT Posted November 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Alright, I am pissed off now, how come I just found out about the "girls" in the back. I went back for the Pepsi and the lights went out. I didn't know what happened, maybe a fuse or something. I grab a flashlight and head for the cooler. The flashlight goes out. I am standing there in the dark. All of the sudden, I start hearing the terrible gnawing sound. It had got to be the biggest rat in the world. I am starting to get a little nervous. What if one of those big rats hears me. The gnawing gets louder and louder, its got to be close. Sweat is just pouring off my forehead. The gnawing stopped, I can hear my heart beating faster and faster. Crap, I think it heard me. Maybe if I just quit breathing. Oh God, please let me live. All of the sudden, I hear it moving closer and closer. Oh damn it, its all over. Then I hear it. "HEY MISTER, IS THERE ANY MORE SAUSAGE LEFT, WE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ON OUR PIZZA. WHERE IS EVERYONE, THIS IS LOUSY SERVICE" Oh man, was I relieved, just a couple of large girls. I said, "Everyone has gone home, I have to lock up" Then I saw the look in their eyes. All squinty and everything. Then they smiled. The lights went out again. I begin to sweat again, oh crap, new trouble. Why did I have to say that. Oh no, don't touch that, leave me alone, I scream. Joe, I am going to get you for this! This is your longest post, ever. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 No touching the back-room help Acorn boy!! :angry2: If it weren't for them bringing in the big eaters I wouldn't be able to stay in business. All we have here are a bunch of freeloaders. Carnut buys one small Pepsi and 15 more of you get the free refills on it! Now I gotta go and help the PAYING customers! No anchovies for Dave... at least he's paying this time... (grumble grumble grumble...) ANOTHER free pizza for Michelle?? How many copies of that coupon you gonna use honey?? You're killin' me here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 This is your longest post, ever. :happy feet: Did you forget the Legend of Carnut post?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil95GT Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 ANOTHER free pizza for Michelle?? How many copies of that coupon you gonna use honey?? You're killin' me here! Not my fault, Joe. Take it up with those folks who print your coupons. Look at the very bottom. It says limit nONE. Attention to detail, Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 No touching the back-room help Acorn boy!! :angry2: If it weren't for them bringing in the big eaters I wouldn't be able to stay in business. All we have here are a bunch of freeloaders. Carnut buys one small Pepsi and 15 more of you get the free refills on it! Now I gotta go and help the PAYING customers! No anchovies for Dave... at least he's paying this time... (grumble grumble grumble...) ANOTHER free pizza for Michelle?? How many copies of that coupon you gonna use honey?? You're killin' me here! I saw the girls and figured it was an all you can eat joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 So let me get this straight, Joe is running a Pizza joint as cover for a Prostitute ring? Sheesh. ...poor Carnut. Carnut's my best customer! (when he gets around to paying his tab) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StangFan Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Carnut's my best customer!(when he gets around to paying his tab) Speaking of carnut, I think he is still in the back. Maybe he does not want to be rescued now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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