Grabber Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Guess what I'm driving for the next 5 days. Those are not bad rides. We have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Hey carnut...I saw you in a recent movie.... only Dave knows where to find this stuff ...ok, grabber too and, uh, sometimes me, ummm... nevermind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Yep. Just a little tune up! whooooooshhhhhh h h h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Joe G has made contact with Carnut. Operations begin at 0900 tomorrow morning. State police and the National Guard have been notified. Watch out for carnut...he'll show you his nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 only Dave knows where to find this stuff ...ok, grabber too and, uh, sometimes me, ummm... nevermind! Here's another one for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 whooooooshhhhhh h h h Buh-bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Watch out for carnut...he'll show you his nuts. I think Joe needs to be introduced to some really really good Mexican food for breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Here's another one for you.... You don't wanna see how they make the doughnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Watch out for carnut...he'll show you his nuts. That's for sure, you can't miss them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 That's for sure, you can't miss them now. You're in kind of a gross mood tonight, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Joe, you're gonna get fired for this one. http://www.rateclips.com/Explain-This.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Joe, you're gonna get fired for this one. http://www.rateclips.com/Explain-This.htm Then why did YOU ask for the picture in the first place?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Today I met Joe for the first time. I picked him up from his hotel this morning at 9 am sharp. He was staying at a hotel way out in the desert and I had to bring him a burro too. No I am not lying, we both had burros. Anyways, Joe and I headed into to town, and I introduced him to Mexican food for breakfast, hot salsa, chorizo and a bunch of stuff a guy from the Twin Cities wasn't sure he wanted to eat. Being a good sport, he ponied up and loved it. Wait till tomorrow, tee hee. After that we mosied around town, I showed him my new office on Cave Creek Road, and sauntered down the road a piece to my spread out in the desert. I even showed him all of the new homesteads up in the hills. We were getting tuckered out when the Mrs. decides to fire up the BBQ and feed poor skinny Joe as he looked famished. Being a good host she cook up all the dishes Arizona is famous for. We started out with deep fried rattlesnake hunks. Man they were good. You gotta be careful you don't eat the head though. The next course was prickly pear salad and desert tortise stew. It's mighty good, but I get tired making it. You gotta coax that little critter out his shell before you can bash him in the head so he will go in the boiling stew water without a fight. Sometimes we use jackrabbit if I can't get the tortise out of the shell. The main course was a mouth watering Jackalope steak cooked to perfection over an open fire. Sometimes we have roadrunner, but we had the Jackalope handy as car went down the road yesterday and killed it. Lucky us. Yes sir, after dinner, Joe and I went out the barn for a while, passed a lot of gas, looked at the horses and I could tell he ready for the airport. So I raced him back to town, got him to the airport on time and said my good byes. Strange, the food must have made him deaf. I said "Mi Case zu Casa, see you next year" Joe just stared at me and went in the terminal. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....naw, I'm sure he didn't hear me. I got a whole year to plan a new menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Today I met Joe for the first time. Did you take him to the "grumpy old men" show at the diner like you did me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Did you take him to the "grumpy old men" show at the diner like you did me? No Dave, the old guys weren't allowed out of the home today? BTW, the old guys wanted to know when I was going to bring my son back to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Today I met Joe for the first time. I picked him up from his hotel this morning at 9 am sharp. He was staying at a hotel way out in the desert and I had to bring him a burro too. No I am not lying, we both had burros. Anyways, Joe and I headed into to town, and I introduced him to Mexican food for breakfast, hot salsa, chorizo and a bunch of stuff a guy from the Twin Cities wasn't sure he wanted to eat. Being a good sport, he ponied up and loved it. Wait till tomorrow, tee hee. After that we mosied around town, I showed him my new office on Cave Creek Road, and sauntered down the road a piece to my spread out in the desert. I even showed him all of the new homesteads up in the hills. We were getting tuckered out when the Mrs. decides to fire up the BBQ and feed poor skinny Joe as he looked famished. Being a good host she cook up all the dishes Arizona is famous for. We started out with deep fried rattlesnake hunks. Man they were good. You gotta be careful you don't eat the head though. The next course was prickly pear salad and desert tortise stew. It's mighty good, but I get tired making it. You gotta coax that little critter out his shell before you can bash him in the head so he will go in the boiling stew water without a fight. Sometimes we use jackrabbit if I can't get the tortise out of the shell. The main course was a mouth watering Jackalope steak cooked to perfection over an open fire. Sometimes we have roadrunner, but we had the Jackalope handy as car went down the road yesterday and killed it. Lucky us. Yes sir, after dinner, Joe and I went out the barn for a while, passed a lot of gas, looked at the horses and I could tell he ready for the airport. So I raced him back to town, got him to the airport on time and said my good byes. Strange, the food must have made him deaf. I said "Mi Case zu Casa, see you next year" Joe just stared at me and went in the terminal. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....naw, I'm sure he didn't hear me. I got a whole year to plan a new menu. That's some mighty fine reportin' there, Hombre. Do y'all happen to have those machines out there that make a picture? Iffn' you do - we'd sure be obliged to gander at some - if it ain't too much trouble. Or - WE NEED SOME 'ING PICS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Joe, you're gonna get fired for this one. http://www.rateclips.com/Explain-This.htm I am dyin over here.. Joe...Joe...No...No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 That's some mighty fine reportin' there, Hombre. Do y'all happen to have those machines out there that make a picture? Iffn' you do - we'd sure be obliged to gander at some - if it ain't too much trouble. Or - WE NEED SOME 'ING PICS! I need to put them on the stage to the picture making place. Should take about a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 We understand - you're not willin' to let us see you Casa Grande for some reason or another. We don't want your gold, we just want to see some pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 funny stuff, carnut ... that's a wide and blurry line betw reporting and jackalope steaks Pics, pics :happy feet: ...when the stage returns from over yonder hills :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 No Dave, the old guys weren't allowed out of the home today? BTW, the old guys wanted to know when I was going to bring my son back to visit. My birthday is coming up dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Took me a minute to figure out what the 'stage' was. I'm from NYC remember. yep... me too, podner ...did you get a ride down to VA or just pick the wrong car to chase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 I wouldn't ask that. I think he's in Witness Protection. He could tell you, but then......you know. Bada Bing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 That's some mighty fine reportin' there, Hombre. Do y'all happen to have those machines out there that make a picture? Iffn' you do - we'd sure be obliged to gander at some - if it ain't too much trouble. Or - WE NEED SOME 'ING PICS! Now that I'm home, I can fill you in on part of the story carnut left out. I took many pictures. Before leaving, carnut grabs my camera and deletes any evidence photos that showed anything that could be used to track his whereabouts. This left me with only 3 photos... a closeup of a valve spring, one where my finger was mistakenly in front of the lense, and one of the flattened Jackalope that we found on the side of the road (I wasn't told until NOW that THAT was what we ate!! ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Judges?? Personal foul on the poster. That's a 1,000 post penalty Still 1st down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Now that I'm home, I can fill you in on part of the story carnut left out. I took many pictures. Before leaving, carnut grabs my camera and deletes any evidence photos that showed anything that could be used to track his whereabouts. This left me with only 3 photos... a closeup of a valve spring, one where my finger was mistakenly in front of the lense, and one of the flattened Jackalope that we found on the side of the road (I wasn't told until NOW that THAT was what we ate!! ). Ah grasshopper you failed your mission! No pictures, means castration for you, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Ouch. That's pretty severe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Ouch. That's pretty severe. Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Joe, You didn't say how the Mexican food worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 ..or came out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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