carnut Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Bug: Bad Juice: Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Good: Bad Bad: Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Ruf - Bad Joe - Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Hey, Joe. What's up? Anything on your mind recently? Anything new? Any prospects? Will you sleep tonight? Will you try to have sex? I'm so very happy for you. I hope things fall into place. I feel like a brother! Let me know ASAP, you hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Hey, Joe. What's up? Anything on your mind recently? Anything new? Any prospects? Will you sleep tonight? Will you try to have sex? I'm so very happy for you. I hope things fall into place. I feel like a brother! Let me know ASAP, you hear? Ruf = Joe = You know the answers you trouble maker. Well, at least to most of the questions... Sex? Don't mind if I do... You'll be the first to know Bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Girl Sex: Good Sheep Sex: Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Which part of the game is hard to understand? ONE WORD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Girl Sex: GoodSheep Sex: Bad What's wrong with sheep sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 What's wrong with sheep sex? Hairballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 What's wrong with sheep sex? I thought you preferred goats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I thought you preferred goats... Goats look a lot like sheep around closing time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Ruf is using this material for his next book and you all have changed it from PG-13 to R. So it will cost more to publish now. If he makes it a coloring book, I would buy one. Only if it is R though, I'm not 13 yet and I am not even supposed to be on the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 And my therapy was starting to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Ruf, ya got any of those ink blot things. I am starting to see things already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I have been seeing images in my jalapeno cheese dip lately. I wonder what it means? :tequila: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Ruf is using this material for his next book and you all have changed it from PG-13 to R. So it will cost more to publish now. I demand royalties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe it's from a tick bite. You get those from sheep or goats? Oh yeah, pooches too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 You get those from sheep or goats? Oh yeah, pooches too! Goats sure are the hot topic tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Goats sure are the hot topic tonight. Women are out of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I have been seeing images in my jalapeno cheese dip lately. I wonder what it means? :tequila: Please tell me your not seeing the Virgin Mary in your cheese dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Please tell me your not seeing the Virgin Mary in your cheese dip Sonny, its been years since I have seen a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Sonny, its been years since I have seen a virgin I got one, and only people in the know of car audio will know what I'm talking about: 33Hz : Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I got one, and only people in the know of car audio will know what I'm talking about: 33Hz : Good 33 : 33 year old babe, maybe blonde H: Hussie Z: Sleeps though it so you don't have to talk to her How close is that, and I am not even an audio guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Not even close. Actually, 33 Hz is the sound wave that will send women into spontaneous orgasms while inside a "bass car" (A bass car is a vehicle equipped with subwoofers. The more the merrier.) To put a name to the madness, it's called the QC Factor. I know Ruf will want subs in the Rufstang now for this very reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Ruf will understand... Good: expectations :happy feet: Bad: unfulfilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Ruf does. Bad: dealers Good: roughsex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Not to pick but.................... Isn't roughsex two words. Rough sex or is it Rufsex which is not in the dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe Joe will fill y'all in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did you get with the C6 Chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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