stormeaston Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup. 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff with it. :dog: Feel free to add your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Excellent post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MY500SS Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hill Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 #10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 I don't care how many ways .......................... I will ALWAYS perfer a Woman.................. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rag Top Day Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 And my dog likes it when I bring another dog home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSGT Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Lock your wife and your dog out of the house........see which one is happy to see you when you let them in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Lock your wife and your dog out of the house........see which one is happy to see you when you let them in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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