SGT/SC2873 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sometime back, some of the women who work w/ my wife got my email address. Not that I mind, but I get way too many jokes, pics, etc from them. One sent this today and I couldn't help but LMAO, not that it's true! Thought you might enjoy.....Craig He Said To Me! He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me.. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . .. They already have boyfriends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said.. . . A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Leicht Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 :P sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springer Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Those were good!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 "sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart" Just marking my turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Dang that's pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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