SGT/SC2873 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Getting ready to do some training at work and thought I would make these classes available to the general public. Demand has been high so sign up soon! Craig Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday, October 1, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or B#t%hing About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hfrosso Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'll sign my wife for classes #5 and #6 !!!!! You Should ad another class: Class #15 Garage doors, how to; not hit the jambs and back out straight. Driving simulations. I'll sign my wife for that one too !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09shlb Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'll take a spot in 5, 6 and 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Please sign Marji up for 3,4 and 6. I would add 9 but that would be pushing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 finally classes with real world value....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdscooby Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Is there a discount if I get her to register for all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fontech Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Does the "Dog House" come with any of the classes? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Leicht Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC2873 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I'll sign my wife for classes #5 and #6 !!!!! You Should ad another class: Class #15 Garage doors, how to; not hit the jambs and back out straight. Driving simulations. I'll sign my wife for that one too !! Excellent idea, we can work on that one for 2010! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC2873 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Is there a discount if I get her to register for all of them kinda sorta...you get more time to yourself and she should learn more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC2873 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Does the "Dog House" come with any of the classes? Tom you can count on it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 i'm in on #14 my wife can't make ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 i'm in on #14 my wife can't make ice. Dale just got her ice making certificate....I am so proud of her! :happy feet: :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY500SS Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dale just got her ice making certificate....I am so proud of her! :happy feet: :happy feet: I gotta get Dale to give Marji some ice making tips, she burns them every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 For some reason my wife didn't think those were funny, but I sure did!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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