2007GT Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharon Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 LOL I am going to put that on my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDT Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Most know and practice this without mastering the numbers????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revans310 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ok I would bullshit my way through life but I would never kiss ass to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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