stump_breaker Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I bought a new CADILLAC DTS and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant 'Georgia on My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes !" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand , backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks , with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Damn, I LOVE this car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 That's hilarious!!! You should post that in the joke thread, too, lmfao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark17357 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Stump, that is too good! What a great way to start my Friday. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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07shelbygt109 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Love it! :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StokedShelbyOwner Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Love it! :happy feet: I rented a Caddy DTS in Michigan last year for the Shelby Dodge National Convention and installed a nitrous wet kit in the parking lot of the hotel. On the motor 16.20 at 83MPH on the 150 shot 14:20 at 99. what a fat loaf... The year before the Chrysler 300C Hemi did a 13:20 on only a 125 shot if I hadn't run out of nitrous it woulda been a 12 second pass... Caddy DTS FTL! :do what: Didn't have any trouble with the radio though Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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