mywickedshelby Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 2012 Candidate For President Bill Cosby has a great way of distilling things. Looks like he's done it again! I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes GOD BLESS AMERICA Bill Cosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 HELL YEAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportscars Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Amen! Whoops, did that offend anyone? Too bad. God bless America! God bless Texas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmoore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I loved it all exept #4. I don't know about the rest of you military retirees but, my "6 month deployment" days are over!! Now, I get to make those decisions with my family, in other words on "our" terms :happy feet: :happy feet: I know, I know...it was just a joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalwart Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp <== not Bill Cosby My choice for 2012: Bobby Jindal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnsignaldelete Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 GOD Bless America, and help us to see clearly, the 'Enemy Within', our own neighborhoods. When the time is right. WE, the Paterotic Americans will, be called upon to defend our Borders, and to purge our GREAT Country, (through voting), of the Leftist, Communist's that seek to destroy the America of our Birth, from 'within', our own Goverment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2007GT Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp <== not Bill Cosby My choice for 2012: Bobby Jindal +1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp <== not Bill Cosby My choice for 2012: Bobby Jindal and if he changes his name to Bill Cosby, he might get elected, otherwise,....probably not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2007GT Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 and if he changes his name to Bill Cosby, he might get elected, otherwise,....probably not! He's a great guy. Once America gets to know him they will like him a lot. He makes sense and seems to be an honest and forthright person. We could use a bit of that in Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 He's a great guy. Once America gets to know him they will like him a lot. He makes sense and seems to be an honest and forthright person. We could use a bit of that in Washington. I agree, but those arent the candidates that usually do well, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2007GT Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I agree, but those arent the candidates that usually do well, unfortunately. No kidding. After his nationally televised rebuttal all anybody had to say was that he was "awkward". Maybe if he had "moon-danced" or put on a headset mic and sang he would have been better received. People are pretty dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackVert Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 It all sounds pretty good to me! However, Bill Cosby never said it: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Snoopy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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