DubbsFaris Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 YES! Another reason to add pointless posts to your post counts! So for all you post whores, here is your chance to go American Idol on our butts, and show us what lyrics really motivate your minds! It can be pointless and make no sense, or it can be masterpieces we all know and love! Okay, so first on the mic...DubbsFaris No need to guess here..Im a huge PF fan Shall we buy a new guitar Shall we drive a more powerful car Shall we work straight through the night Shall we get into fights Leave the lights on Drop bombs Do tours of the East Contract diseases Bury bones Break up homes Send flowers by phone Take to drink Go to shrinks Give up meat Rarely sleep Keep people as pets Train dogs Race rats Fill the attic with cash Bury treasure Store up leisure But never relax at all With our backs to the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Morris Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Gary Allen- Just Sitting Here Watching Airplanes" "That fence is to high... and so am I" MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torch40 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 And every Saturday we work in the yard Pick up the dog do Hope that it's hard Take out the garbage and clean out the garage My friend's got a Chrysler I've got a Dodge We're just ordinary average guys -Joe Walsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svttim Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Next time you're found with your chin on the ground There's a lot to be learned so look around Just what makes that little ol' ant Think he'll move that rubber tree plant Anyone knows an ant can't Move a rubber tree plant But he's got high hopes... he's got high hopes He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes So any time you're getting low 'Stead of letting go, Just remember that ant. Oops there goes another rubber tree plant. Oops there goes another rubber tree plant. Oops there goes another rubber tree plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKE08 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Up in smoke That's where my money goes In my lungs And sometimes up my nose When troubled times Begin to bother me I take a toke And all my cares Go up in smoke Up in smoke Donde todos es mi rey There are no signs Que dice no fumer So I roll un "bomber" Y me doy, un buen toke-ay Y despues I choke Y todos mis cares Go up in smoke Come on let's go get high Up in smoke That's where I wanna be 'Cause when I'm high The world below Don't bother me When life begins To be one long And dangerous road I take a toke And all my cares Go up in smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Sailin through my hometown countryside With my baby right by - by my side Move on over - stand aside My cruise control's in overdrive When I take my baby for a ride! Uuuuuu - she's like a smooth stretch of highway Uuuuuu - she's like a cool summer breeze If my motor's runnin' right - we might lose control tonight Got the shape I love to squeeze Looks that bring me to my knees Oh, please....... Let it Roll Tonight! Little Feat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2007GT Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Billion dollar babies Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel Grimy as an alley Loves me like no other lover Billion dollar babies Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you Man or woman living couldnt love me like you, baby We go dancing nighty in the attic While the moon is rising in the sky If Im too rough, tell me Im so scared your little head will come off in my hands I got you in the dimestore No other little girl could ever hold you Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby Billion dollar babies Reckless like a gambler , million dollar maybe Foaming like a dog thats been infected by the rabies We go dancing nighty in the attic While the moon is rising the sky If Im too rough , tell me Im so scared your little head will come off in my hands Million dollar babies Billion dollar babies Trillion dollar babies Zillion dollar babies Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stump_breaker Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 THUNDERBIRD WILL DO JUST FINE Eleven Hundred Springs ROLL UP ANOTHER JOINT ONE MORE TIME TO CLEAR MY HEAD AND I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT BETTER START FEELIN BETTER OR I'M BETTER OFF DEAD, PUT SOME ICE IN A DIXIE CUP PASS THE WHISKEY OVER HERE TAKE THAT JOINT AND FIRE IT UP AND IF THERE AIN'T NO WHISKEY PASS THE BEER Bridge I GOT JUST ABOUT TWO DOLLARS BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WITH FIVE I GOT FIFTY CENTS ON GAS IF YOU AGREE TO DRIVE WE CAN HEAD ON DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE FIND SOMETHING TO CURE OUR ILLS IF WHISKEY WON'T DO IT THEN CHEAP WINE SURELY WILL STUMBLE IN TO THE LIQUOR STORE WITH A DOLLAR FIFTY FOR A BOTTLE OF WINE I KNOW JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR THUNDERBIRD WILL DO JUST FINE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=937caYATxis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stump_breaker Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 WHY YOU BEEN GONE SO LONG Mickey Newbury Everytime it rains, Lord, I run to my window, All I do is just wring my hands and moan, Listen to that thunder roll, now can't 'cha hear that lonesome wind blow, Tell me baby now, why you been gone so long. chorus: Tell me baby, why you been gone so long, you been gone so long now, Tell me baby, why you been gone so long. The wolf is scratchin' at my door and I can hear that lonesome wind blow, Tell me baby, why you been gone so long. Someone said they thought they saw you roarin' down in Reno With a big oil man from San Antone. They tell me I'm a fool to pine for you but what do they know, Tell me baby, why you been gone so long. chorus There ain't nothin' I wanna do, Lawd, I guess I could get stoned and let the past paint pictures in my head. Kill me a fifth of Thunderbird and try to write a sad song, Tell me baby, why you been gone so long. chorus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkjuHFWbvIU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Leicht Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mustang Sally uh-huh Guess you better slow your Mustang down Oh Lord what I said now Mustang Sally now baby Oh Lord guess you better Slow your Mustang down hu-oh yeah You been runnin all over town now Oh I guess I have to put your flat feet On the ground what I said now Listen! All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride huh All you wanna do is a ride around Sally Alright ride Sally ride Well listen to this One of these early mornins Hey Wow! gonna be wipin your weepin eyes Huh! what I said now-look-a-here I bought you a brand new Mustang A nineteen sixty-five huh! Now you come around Signifyin a woman That dont wanna let me ride Mustang Sally now baby oh Lord! Guess you better slow that Mustang down Huh! oh Lord! Look here You been runnin all over town I got to put your flat feet on the ground Huh! what I said now hey-a Let me say it one more time yall Now all you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersnake94 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Billy Joel: THE STRANGER Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather Theyre the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Dont be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then Youve done it, why cant Someone else? You should know by now Youve been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Dont be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then Youve done it why cant Someone else? You should know by now Youve been there yourself You may never understand How the stranger is inspired But he isnt always evil And he isnt always wrong Though you drown in good intentions You will never quench the fire Youll give in to your desire When the stranger comes along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevhead20 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Do you dream, that the world will know your name So tell me your name And do you care, about all the little things or anything at all? I wanna feel, all the chemicals inside, I wanna feel I wanna sunburn, just to know that I'm alive To know I'm alive Don't tell me if I'm dying, cause I don't wanna know If I can't see the sun, maybe I should go Don't wake me cause I'm dreaming, of angels on the moon Where everyone you know, never leaves too soon Do you believe, in the day that you were born Tell me do you believe And do you know that every day's the first Of the rest of your life This is to one last day in the shadows And to know a brother's love This is to New York City angels And the rivers of our blood This is to all of us, to all of us You can tell me all your thoughts, about the stars that fill polluted skies And show me where you run to, when no one's left to take your side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mustang Sally uh-huh Guess you better slow your Mustang down Oh Lord what I said now Mustang Sally now baby Oh Lord guess you better Slow your Mustang down hu-oh yeah You been runnin all over town now Oh I guess I have to put your flat feet On the ground what I said now Listen! All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride huh All you wanna do is a ride around Sally Alright ride Sally ride Well listen to this One of these early mornins Hey Wow! gonna be wipin your weepin eyes Huh! what I said now-look-a-here I bought you a brand new Mustang A nineteen sixty-five huh! Now you come around Signifyin a woman That dont wanna let me ride Mustang Sally now baby oh Lord! Guess you better slow that Mustang down Huh! oh Lord! Look here You been runnin all over town I got to put your flat feet on the ground Huh! what I said now hey-a Let me say it one more time yall Now all you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna do is ride around Sally Ride Sally ride All you wanna Sherri - Great Tune! On one of my mother's visits to us, back in about 1984, I took her to a Wilson Pickett concert. Turns out, he asked for people to come up and dance with him onstage! Mom went up and danced while he sang Land of 1,000 Dances! What a great evening it was. R.I.P. Mr. Wicked Pickett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shlbylvr Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Nickelback - If Today Was your Last day. My best friend gave me the best advice He said each days a gift and not a given right Leave no stone unturned Leave your fears behind And try to take the path less traveled by That first step you take is the longest stride If today was your last day If tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday Would you live each moment like your last Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have If today was your last day Going against the grain should be a way of life What's worth the price is always worth the fight Every second counts cause there's no second try So live it like you're never living twice Don't take the free ride in your whole life If today was your last day If tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday Would you live each moment like your last Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have And would you call old friends you never see Reminisce old memories Would you forgive your enemies And would you find that one your dreaming of Swear up and down to god above That you'll finally fall in love If today was your last day If today was your last day Would you make your mark On ending a broken heart You know it's never too late To shoot for the stars Regardless of who you are So do whatever it takes Cause you can't rewind A moment in this life Let nothing stand in your way Cause the hands of time Are never on your side If today was your last day If tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday Would you live each moment like your last Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have And would you call old friends you never see Reminisce old memories Would you forgive your enemies And would you find that one your dreaming of Swear up and down to god above That you'll finally fall in love If today was your last day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svttim Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in They call themselves the Taliban (ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby) Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand The Taliban (ooo taliban baby) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride Camel Ride My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban (oh yeah the taliban) (baby) I know where you comin from brother! This is a patriotic love song So y'all feel free to salute if you want, You got my permission. Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban" (Taliban baby) So we prayed to Allah with all of our might Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night They dropped little bombs all over their holy land And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran (the taliban) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride Camel Ride My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban (oh yeah, taliban) we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubbsFaris Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Alrighty then- interesting first day.... We got some classic rock, classic pot smokers, and classic GOP in there! Great first day! I feel like I need to start out today with a story you may or may not know about a town where I grew up: One night a band was travelling from a gig in Victoria, TX to San Antonio on their tour bus. It broke down just outside of San Antonio, and the band pulled a couple ice chests out of the bus and banged out a song about the city limits sign they were broke down next to. When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town Down around San Antone And the folks are risin' for another day 'Round about their homes The people of the town are strange And they're proud of where they came Well, you're talkin' 'bout China Grove Oh, China Grove Well, the preacher and the teacher Lord, they're a caution They are the talk of the town When the gossip gets to flyin' And they ain't lyin' When the sun GOES FALLIN' down They say that the father's insane And there's Missus Perkin's again We're talkin' 'bout the China Grove Oh, China Grove But every day there's a new thing comin' In praise of an oriental view The sheriff and his buddies with their samurai swords You can even hear the music at night And though it's a part of the Lone Star State People don't seem to care They just keep on lookin' to the East Talkin' 'bout China Grove Oh, China Grove Doobie Bros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dh777 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Triumph - Fight the Good Fight The days grow shorter and the nights are getting long Feels like we're running out of time Every day it seems much harder tellin' right from wrong You got to read between the lines Don't get discouraged, don't be afraid, we can Make it through another day Make it worth the price we pay The Good Book says it's better to give than to receive I do my best to do my part Nothin' in my pockets I got nothin' up my sleeve I keep my magic in my heart Keep up your spirit, keep up your faith, baby I am counting on you You know what you've got to do CHORUS: Fight the good fight every moment Every minute every day Fight the good fight every moment It's your only way All your life you've been waiting for your chance Where you'll fit into the plan But you're the master of your own destiny So give and take the best that you can You think a little more money will buy your soul some rest You'd better think of something else instead You're so afraid of being honest with yourself You'd better take a look inside your head Nothing is easy, nothing good is free But I can tell you where to start Take a look inside your heart There's an answer in your heart CHORUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Leicht Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Doobie Bros Ruf, great memory about your Mom You don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone-Cinderella I can't tell ya baby what went wrong I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago I'll let it show I can't give you back what's been hurt Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words I can't let go If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time, let me know If you really want to go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long I can't feel the things that cause you pain I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain Ain't the same I hear you calling far away Tearing through my soul I just can't take another day Who's to blame If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time let me know If you really wanna go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Do you wanna see me beggin' baby Can't you give me just one more day Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately I've been lookin' for the words to say Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Don't know what you got till it's gone no Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frydguy79 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mustang Sherri uh-huh Guess you better slow your Mustang down Oh Lord what I said now Mustang Sherri now baby Oh Lord guess you better Slow your Mustang down hu-oh yeah You been runnin all over town now Oh I guess I have to put your flat feet On the ground what I said now Listen! All you wanna do is ride around Sherri Ride Sherri ride All you wanna do is ride around Sherri Ride Sherri ride All you wanna do is ride around Sherri Ride Sherri ride huh All you wanna do is a ride around Sherri Alright ride Sherri ride Well listen to this One of these early mornins Hey Wow! gonna be wipin your weepin eyes Huh! what I said now-look-a-here I bought you a brand new Mustang A nineteen sixty-five huh! Now you come around Signifyin a woman That dont wanna let me ride Mustang Sherri now baby oh Lord! Guess you better slow that Mustang down Huh! oh Lord! Look here You been runnin all over town I got to put your flat feet on the ground Huh! what I said now hey-a Let me say it one more time yall Now all you wanna do is ride around Sherri Ride Sherri ride All you wanna do is ride around Sherri Ride Sherri ride All you wanna kinda of a great song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnsignaldelete Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 America, The Beautiful Lyrics by Katharine Lee Bates - 1913 O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for pilgrim feet, Whose stern impassion'd stress A thoroughfare for freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America! God mend thine ev'ry flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law! O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife, Who more than self their country loved, And mercy more than life! America! America! May God thy gold refine Till all success be nobleness, And ev'ry gain divine! O Beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam, Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Leicht Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yup, that be me, 13k and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shlbylvr Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I totally love Mustang Sally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ive got sunshine, on a cloudy day when its cold outside, Ive got the month of May I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way my girl, my girl, my girl talkin bout my girl, My Girl! Ive got so much honey, the bees envy me, Ive got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees, Well, Id guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way, my girl, my girl, my girl, Talking bout my girl, My Girl! I dont need no money, fortune or fame, Ive got all riches baby, one man can claim, Id guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way, my girl, my girl, my girl, talkin bout my Girl, My Girl. The Temptations. this is the song I sang to Dale at our wedding last June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnsignaldelete Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OBAMA, OBAMA OBAMA, OBAMA I SAID, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA DID YA HEAR ME, HEY HEY HEY I SAID OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA :tequila: OBAMA HAS COME TO SAVE US OBAMA HAS COME TO SAVE OUR NATION ALL HAIL OBAMA, ALL HAIL OBAMA OH OH OH OH, OBAMA :tequila: OBAMA WILL PROVIDE OBAMA WILL PROVIDE OH MAMA WILL HE GIVE IT TO US THE STIMULUS WE NEED :tequila: :hyper: ALL HAIL PELOSI ALL HAIL REED ALL HAIL THE BLESSED LIBERALS ARE THEIR NAME WE DON'T NEED JOBS WE DON'T NEED FOOD WE DON'T NEED HOMES JUST YOUR WORDS OF HOPE OH OBAMA HOW GREAT YOU ARE OH OBAMA HOW COOL YOU ARE BLESS US WITH YOUR WISDOM GUIDE US THROUGH THE STRIFE BARCK YOU ARE OUR GUIDE BARACK YOU ARE THE LIGHT OH, OH OH BARACK OBAMA YOUR OUT OF SIGHT :shades: AND AFTER ALL, REMEMBER THIS IT'S NOT WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISH. IT'S HOW HARD YOU AND PEOLSI TRIED AND THE MAGIC WORDS YO , YOU SPOKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackBeauty Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I Hope You Dance ~ by Lee Ann Womack I hope you never lose your sense of wonder You get your fill to eat But always keep that hunger May you never take one single breath for granted God forbid love ever leave you empty handed I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give fate a fighting chance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance I hope you dance I hope you dance I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance Never settle for the path of least resistance Living might mean taking chances But they're worth taking Lovin' might be a mistake But it's worth making Don't let some hell bent heart Leave you bitter When you come close to selling out Reconsider Give the heavens above More than just a passing glance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance I hope you dance (Time is a wheel in constant motion always) I hope you dance (Rolling us along) I hope you dance (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their years and wonder) (Where those years have gone) I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance Dance I hope you dance I hope you dance (Time is a wheel in constant motion always) I hope you dance (Rolling us along) I hope you dance (Tell me who) (Wants to look back on their years and wonder) I hope you dance (Where those years have gone) (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their years and wonder) (Where those years have gone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKE08 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Well I'm ever upper-class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing And my ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh, I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Oh, we've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all Oh, we've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls/And I'm just itching to tell you about them Dirty big balls/Oh we had such wonderful fun He's got big balls/Seafood cocktail She's got big balls/Crabs But we've got the biggest balls of them all/Crayfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnsignaldelete Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Well I'm ever upper-class high societyGod's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Interesting Entry on the 'heels', Of the OBAMA Lyrics. Just a coincidence??? I THINK NOT. Watch out hear come's CNN an MSNBC, ready to 'anoyt 'an glorify, OBAMA' and PELOSI's 'BIG BRASS DANGLERS' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mywickedshelby Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 "But we've got the biggest balls of them all!" great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDan Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Tracy Chapman You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working His body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car But is it fast enough so we can fly away We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdscooby Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey! Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no! So I tried my best illegal move A big black and white come and crushed my groove again! CHORUS: Go on & write me up for 125 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license n' all that jive I can't drive É 55! Oh No! Uh! So I signed my name on number 24, hey! Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint" Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!" CHORUS II: Write me up for 125 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive É 55! Oh, yea! I can't drive 55! (four times) Uh! (Solo) When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer. And I can't get my car out of second gear. What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh - It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.! CHORUS: Go on & write me up for 125 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license n' all that jive I can't drive 55! No, no, no, I can't drive...(I can't drive 55!) I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive 55! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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