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The new guy I just hired said something about an accident with his former employer....at first I thought he was hinting at a drinking problem, now I see it's a driving problem. I don't know which is worse...or better!

 

LOL!

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Ouch, that sucks.

 

17 years old and my first day of work, boss hands me a 0-80 plug thread gage and says "don't drop this because it breaks easily and we don't have a spare". He places the gage in my hand, it rolls through my fingers and hits the floor.......breaking into pieces. :doh: . Boss lets out a big sigh, turns and walks away. Figuring I was fired after 15 minutes of employment, I collected my tool box and headed for the door. Boss stopped me and said "not so fast butter fingers, we'll keep you around to see if you can do better". That was 32 years ago and I'm still working there. :thumbsup:

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Ouch, that sucks.

 

17 years old and my first day of work, boss hands me a 0-80 plug thread gage and says "don't drop this because it breaks easily and we don't have a spare". He places the gage in my hand, it rolls through my fingers and hits the floor.......breaking into pieces. :doh: . Boss lets out a big sigh, turns and walks away. Figuring I was fired after 15 minutes of employment, I collected my tool box and headed for the door. Boss stopped me and said "not so fast butter fingers, we'll keep you around to see if you can do better". That was 32 years ago and I'm still working there. :thumbsup:

yeah but now you own the place!
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If the guy's job was to EVENLY distribute broken beer bottles across the road, he MAY be up for a promotion!

 

 

Jer

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