thewheelman Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 For those of you fearful of the predicted end of the world on 12/21/12, please be reassured. I have a 100% guaranteed insurance policy that assures that you will wake up on 12/22/12 to the relatively same world you went to sleep in on 12/21/12. The cost of this policy is individually tailored to each person, based on personal circumstances. All you need to do is sign over the title to any vehicle you own with the Shelby name on it (or on the title). So, if you own 1 Shelby, you can afford this policy as just easily as the person who owns 2, 3, 10, or more. Simple enough? Just sign and send your titles to me as fast as possible. I would use FedEx overnight so they will arrive in time for your policy to be put in place. I will send your policy documentation and special holiday sucker out to you as soon as I have transferred your title to my name. BTW, if you want coverage for more people in your household, who are not listed on the title of the car, please send $500 cash (no checks, money orders or credit/debit cards) for each person and attach a list of their names to the title with a post-it note. Failure of this policy will result in the return of all fees and titles upon presentation of policy in the afterlife. Hurry! Time is short! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanE Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilmor Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 I'm taking my Shelby with me to the end!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_GT350 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) Edited December 19, 2012 by Doug_GT350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 I think is't written some place that God will protect all Shelby owners, I just don't remember where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 You watch........in a few weeks they will find another one of those Round Calendars. If you take 12 Calendars all lay them out side by side, I think you will see that they will repeat every 4 Years. It might be 6 Years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) I wonder if "AREA 51" is filling up with Motorhomes........................ Edited December 19, 2012 by tesgt350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShelbyEra08 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 i am surpised that some ppl dont have common sense, they didnt have a leap year back in that time, so in theory wouldnt 12/21/12 been a few months ago? so did they predict the leap year stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanE Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 short version....yes, it was a day based calender. long version.....google it, it goes deeper into the different types of calenders they used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilmor Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 I think is't written some place that God will protect all Shelby owners, I just don't remember where. Maybe he put Carrol Shelby in charge of that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shel-b001 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 For those of you fearful of the predicted end of the world on 12/21/12, please be reassured. I have a 100% guaranteed insurance policy that assures that you will wake up on 12/22/12 to the relatively same world you went to sleep in on 12/21/12. The cost of this policy is individually tailored to each person, based on personal circumstances. All you need to do is sign over the title to any vehicle you own with the Shelby name on it (or on the title). So, if you own 1 Shelby, you can afford this policy as just easily as the person who owns 2, 3, 10, or more. Simple enough? Just sign and send your titles to me as fast as possible. I would use FedEx overnight so they will arrive in time for your policy to be put in place. I will send your policy documentation and special holiday sucker out to you as soon as I have transferred your title to my name. BTW, if you want coverage for more people in your household, who are not listed on the title of the car, please send $500 cash (no checks, money orders or credit/debit cards) for each person and attach a list of their names to the title with a post-it note. Failure of this policy will result in the return of all fees and titles upon presentation of policy in the afterlife. Hurry! Time is short! Whats your address please hurry we have little time left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight lines Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 It will be like this on Saturday. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCLAman Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I will be sleeping in my car should the world come to an end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I will be sleeping in my car should the world come to an end. Don't do that........you know how hard it is to get the smell of a rotting Corps out of a Car??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilmor Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 It's 12/21 in China...is the world ending over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_GT350 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 It's 12/21 in China...is the world ending over there? I believe it is..... I called and tried ask but they were all speaking some kind of jibberish..... well at least it was jibberish to me, I couldn't understand what they were saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 How do they know it was the Myans that made that Canedar? It might have been put in that Capsule with Superman when he left the Planet Krypton just be IT blew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I believe it is..... I called and tried ask but they were all speaking some kind of jibberish..... well at least it was jibberish to me, I couldn't understand what they were saying. It's all that Lead Paint they use over there......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_GT350 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 It's all that Lead Paint they use over there......................... gotcha! oh crap..... I hope they didn't use lead based paint on that Mayan calendar or we could all be in trouble.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07gt500conv Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I found the explanation for the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07gt500conv Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I am going to Disney Magic Kingdom in the Shelby tomorrow morning just to celebrate the end of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twicebitten Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 do the chinese know about the mayans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 WELL........I'M STILL HERE. BUT, the day aint over yet............................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Johnston Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 What is the ETA in Mayan Time? I need to know whether to finish my Holiday shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 It already happened.................your Brain just wont accept it so you don't know that your not really here anymore............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobjshelbys Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Yep, already happened. As punishment we were all deflected at midnight to an alternate universe. Everything is reversed, but so was your brain and perception so it looks the same as before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Johnston Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Are we now in an alternate Mayan Universe or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCLAman Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Well, its 10 pm in the west coast, anyone in the east coast still alive since its officialy Dec 22nd there?? Someone from the east coast please respond so that I know that death is not moving out west!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJinLV Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Crap. I hunkered down all night fighting off this end of the world thing because the eta for 2013 GT500 is TODAY, but still no car. Only been waiting nearly 6 months... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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