RUFDRAFT Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 ?? She plans on following us up to the car show in VA Beach in two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KobraII Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ah, way off base. So I take it you two are pretty good friends now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Oh, daddy! I wish. She's a friend of wifey. I have, however, had some pretty serious fantasy's.... I asked her to bring some hot clothes to the show so I can take some pics of her by my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Fantasy: Good Reality: Bad Lucky: Good Reality: Still bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Not even close. Actually, 33 Hz is the sound wave that will send women into spontaneous orgasms while inside a "bass car" (A bass car is a vehicle equipped with subwoofers. The more the merrier.) To put a name to the madness, it's called the QC Factor. I know Ruf will want subs in the Rufstang now for this very reason ..adds a whole to meaning to why folks purchase the "shake her 1000" darn, I just knew I should have ordered that option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ruf's Race Bassani's better than subwoofers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ruf's Race Bassani's better than subwoofers. 1800 to 2000 rpm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Yeah - good there - but they really come to life from 4-6500!! Oh, Daddy, sing me a song!!! I had yet another import get in my groove today at a light. Some older Prelude with an Indycar wing and all that BS graphics on the side and a Husqvarna muffler. I'm minding my own business - just enjoying the cam shake - when he revs on me. I give him a 5k rpm rev. He doesn't rev back - and - he turns off his RAP crap on the stereo. Game over before it began. What is UP with these guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 1800 to 2000 rpm Actually, on the way down the rpm band - right about 2200 - they burble and cackle...it's like hearing Pavarotti! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Sure. Give her a call. She's been on the sofa/bed for the past two days. Her hands are numb. She's still having a hard time getting words out. When she walked up the stairs to get something, she came back down exhausted. All she's been able to do since Sunday is empty the dishwasher. So Ruf's had to grade final exams - and take care of the dogs - and take daughter to work - and do the grocery shopping - and cook. So - sure - give her a call and cheer her up instead of busting my chops, pulley boy. You should know I'm just trying to have some fun. You aren't the only one here who wants to do that. You dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You haven't made comments about Tana and you? Lighten up, man. I come here to have fun - not be judged as if my comments are serious. If you don't know my marriage is sacred to me, you haven't been paying attention. Further - if you remember back to our Sonic burger lunch in Nag's Head - it was someone very close to you that tried to dissuade me from checking on Christine - aggressively. "She's fine," I was told several times. I had to almost become rude and insist I needed to check on her. Don't tell me about degrading a marriage. My wife has come first and always will. I've written nothing here that I wouldn't want Christine to read. Period. You called her recently? You asked about her recently? What do you do around your house besides go to work? The yard? Cook? Housework? Soccer Mom? Judge not - and ye shan't be judged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Back to our game. Good: unconditional support Bad: conditional support Look it up and inform thy self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Girls....Girls....girls. My wife says that sometimes we are worse than a bunch of women. Please lighten up. Now...what's the good word ? :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Girls....Girls....girls. My wife says that sometimes we are worse than a bunch of women. Please lighten up. Now...what's the good word ? :happy feet: No cross-dressing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Don't knock it till you've tried it. You'd be surprised how wearing a Victoria's Secret nightgown under your clothes can change your attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Don't knock it till you've tried it. You'd be surprised how wearing a Victoria's Secret nightgown under your clothes can change your attitude. I'm not sure if I should be attracted or repulsed. Strangely, though, I think wifey's going to get lucky tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kstrong Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I got one, and only people in the know of car audio will know what I'm talking about: 33Hz : Good 16kHz: Bad Thump : Good Hump :Good Grump: Bad Pump :Good Rump: Bad Trump: Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I'm not sure if I should be attracted or repulsed. Strangely, though, I think wifey's going to get lucky tonight. Joe - you Know I'm just kidding. But - I remember reading a Dear Abbey a few years ago where lady wrote in and said her husband wore women's underwear to work. This guy drives 747's. A little unsettling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 16kHz: BadThump : Good Hump :Good Grump: Bad Pump :Good Rump: Bad Trump: Bad Hump that Rump, Daddy! ...or was that the Humpty Hump?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Joe - you Know I'm just kidding. But - I remember reading a Dear Abbey a few years ago where lady wrote in and said her husband wore women's underwear to work. This guy drives 747's. A little unsettling. I wore tights once (I prefer calling them panty hose, but my wife says there's a difference of some sort). I was Robin Hood for Halloween and wore green ones. That was a loooooooong time ago. Edit: Good: tights Bad: hose Good: Dew Bad: Doo-doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Joe - you Know I'm just kidding. Joking... yeah... sure... I "understand" (wink wink) p.s. - where's KR when you need him?? We have a hot lead here buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Gee - I hadn't thought of pantyhose...guess I'd need to shave my legs first, though....Thanks! Never mind KR! KR - I'll call your bodyshop if you don't behave.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I wore tights once (I prefer calling them panty hose, but my wife says there's a difference of some sort). I was Robin Hood for Halloween and wore green ones. That was a loooooooong time ago. Edit: Good: tights Bad: hose Good: Dew Bad: Doo-doo Got pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 OK OK I missed something here.......somebody need a change of tights? My ears were ringing. Now I know why :beerchug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Stay focused on flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Stay focused on flames. Pants: Good Tights: Bad Flames: Good Flamers: Bad Pics: Good Pics: Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Where did I see this posted...I'm lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Pants: GoodTights: Bad Flames: Good Flamers: Bad Pics: Good Pics: Bad My Avatar: Good Your Avatar: Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My Avatar: Bad Your Avatar: Good OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSURB Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 OK How in the hell did you change that? HSURB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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