Dropping__Chronic Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest markham51 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC In your dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APPLESREDGT500 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC Hey it was his 1st time racing?? He needs a little coxing, picking on him like that The nerve of some poeple! :car: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraegar Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 DC stop putting moon shine in yor cappucino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdwaterHotrod Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 You can wake up now, your still dreaming their Preppie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC That wasn't the shifter you grabbed, thats why he caught up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Oval Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 That wasn't the shifter you grabbed, thats why he caught up to you. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky10 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Now that is funny, thanks for the morning laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b17drvr Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 HOLY That was Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Very nice! A good laugh. By the way - why are you posting here not the caddy forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropping__Chronic Posted April 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Very nice! A good laugh. By the way - why are you posting here not the caddy forum? Spoof on this thread. http://www.stangsunleashed.com/forums/inde...?showtopic=7644 Just thought I'd have a little fun this morning. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Spoof on this thread. http://www.stangsunleashed.com/forums/inde...?showtopic=7644 Just thought I'd have a little fun this morning. :happy feet: I was kidding - had just read the other threat and got a good laugh - just playing along for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07Shelby#6200 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 ROFLMAO! And the epic continues! I wish I would have been prepared for that because I now have coffee all over my laptop! It was worth it though! You guys sure have a good sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of GT Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC Dropping 420: Bravo! Well done old chap. Very creative. Only one mod though, you forgot to mention that you had your pinky out while holding your cappucino. The pinky out is the sign of a true Aristocrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kstrong Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 There is always two sides to the story. I enjoyed reading both. Thanks! :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropping__Chronic Posted April 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Dropping 420:Bravo! Well done old chap. Very creative. Only one mod though, you forgot to mention that you had your pinky out while holding your cappucino. The pinky out is the sign of a true Aristocrat. Damnit, mummy will never let me eat crumpets with her at the Polo club now that I have been exposed. <pulls out lace hankerchief, fans self> What ever shall I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of GT Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Damnit, mummy will never let me eat crumpets with her at the Polo club now that I have been exposed. <pulls out lace hankerchief, fans self> What ever shall I do? Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker45 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nice! That was quite the story there. Gave me a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill0754 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Too Funny!! Bet you pulled away from the chevette in the other lane too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Spoof on this thread. http://www.stangsunleashed.com/forums/inde...?showtopic=7644 Just thought I'd have a little fun this morning. :happy feet: I got it right away... (as Ruf would say) Good form D.C.! :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCGT500 Co Pilot Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Okay, that's an original story if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06ragtopGT Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I didnt know they made a CTS-V vert? I knew something was up when I read that. DC are you quiting the chronic or dealing it? I've always wondered that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropping__Chronic Posted April 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I didnt know they made a CTS-V vert? I knew something was up when I read that.DC are you quiting the chronic or dealing it? I've always wondered that. They made it for me, special. Because I'm special. You should feel special too, since I acknowledged your existence. <straightens perfect hair in mirror, adjusts sweater knot tied over his shoulders> Now run along to your Rust-ang, I have important matters to attend to. <I'm late for a pedicure> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I have important matters to attend to. <I'm late for a pedicure> Very late, I would say....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtkeith Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Very late, I would say....... WEHHHHHAAAAAA. oh my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAD SNAKE Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC Because of this I tought myself to Cut & Paste to share with all my friends. So funny I laughed all day. Still laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnit Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners? Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'. Toodles~ -DC That's what happens when you run a GT500 on 87 unleaded. Poor guy forgot to use supreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropping__Chronic Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 That's what happens when you run a GT500 on 87 unleaded. Poor guy forgot to use supreme. Rubbish, it was a sound thrashing and there was nothing he could do about it. Now run along and go play horseshoes or whatever it is you commoners do. <waves perfectly manicured fingers in a dismissive fashion> I am going sweater shopping with Hans and Stephan, in a REAL car. Toodles~ -DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT500KR Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Ahhh, Hans and Stephan, where the little people shop, I hear they have a fabulous collection of Gomer Pile sweaters to choose from GOLLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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