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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

 

 

In your dreams! :hysterical2::hysterical2::hysterical2:

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

 

 

 

Hey it was his 1st time racing?? :hysterical2: He needs a little coxing, picking on him like that :hysterical: The nerve of some poeple! :hysterical::spiteful::shift::speedie: :car: LOL

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

 

Well played.

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

 

That wasn't the shifter you grabbed, thats why he caught up to you.

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

Dropping 420:

Bravo! Well done old chap. Very creative. Only one mod though, you forgot to mention that you had your pinky out while holding your cappucino. The pinky out is the sign of a true Aristocrat. :hysterical:

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Bravo! Well done old chap. Very creative. Only one mod though, you forgot to mention that you had your pinky out while holding your cappucino. The pinky out is the sign of a true Aristocrat. :hysterical:

 

Damnit, mummy will never let me eat crumpets with her at the Polo club now that I have been exposed. <pulls out lace hankerchief, fans self> What ever shall I do? :hysterical2:

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Damnit, mummy will never let me eat crumpets with her at the Polo club now that I have been exposed. <pulls out lace hankerchief, fans self> What ever shall I do? :hysterical2:

Classic! :hysterical2:

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I didnt know they made a CTS-V vert? :hysterical2: I knew something was up when I read that.

DC are you quiting the chronic or dealing it? I've always wondered that. :hysterical:

 

They made it for me, special.

 

Because I'm special.

 

You should feel special too, since I acknowledged your existence. <straightens perfect hair in mirror, adjusts sweater knot tied over his shoulders> Now run along to your Rust-ang, I have important matters to attend to. <I'm late for a pedicure>

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

Because of this I tought myself to Cut & Paste to share with all my friends. So funny I laughed all day.

Still laughing :hysterical2::hysterical2:

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I was in my Cadillac CTSV sipping a cappucino with the top up (didn't want to mess up my killer do) when I happened to look in the mirror at my gorgeous gold chains and perfectly groomed chest hair peeking out the top of my shirt, and noticed a GT500 behind me. After hastily putting on some lip balm and turning down my Enya CD, I figured I should show that Ford POS what a REAL car can do. Gently, ever so gently I mashed the accelerator with my hand crafted Italian shoes that really make my porcine feet look quite dashing. As expected I began easily pulling away from the GT500 as if it was standing still. He caught me through some fluke (I think I got worried I was going to spill my double-half-caf-toffeenut-mocaccino-soy-latteacino that I didn't keep the pedal down all the way) but it was quite a fun and spirited race all in all. I was surprised I beat him so handlilly but then again, what was that chump thinking, I mean I'm driving a Cadillac? Hello? With spinners?

 

Be safe out there and watch out for these 'commoners' they are certainly getting quite bold in standing up to the 'upper class'.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

That's what happens when you run a GT500 on 87 unleaded. Poor guy forgot to use supreme.

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That's what happens when you run a GT500 on 87 unleaded. Poor guy forgot to use supreme.

 

Rubbish, it was a sound thrashing and there was nothing he could do about it. Now run along and go play horseshoes or whatever it is you commoners do. <waves perfectly manicured fingers in a dismissive fashion> I am going sweater shopping with Hans and Stephan, in a REAL car.

 

Toodles~

 

-DC

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