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I know this isn't' true, but it's still funny...well kinda.

 

 

My darling husband,

 

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

 

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

 

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

 

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

 

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

 

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

 

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

 

Your loving wife.

XXX

 

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Even if the girlfreind called to say she was pregnant, that F430 didn't deserve that.

 

 

I bet the Tow Truck Operator did more Damage to the F430 getting that Truck OFF of it then the Trucks Driver did getting it up there........ :hysterical:

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Ever go on Vacation with that nagging feeling that you forgot to do something before you left?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always wanted to do that to my worst enemy.........................wait until he was on vacation, break into his house when it's -30 out, open every window and door and start filling every tub and sink in the house and leave'm on and walk out!

 

 

:sing_rain:

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