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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

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That's a bitchen story. Nice spanking. Tell your wifey that was a good motivational speech she almost gave you.

 

SRT: Shitty Road Turd

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That's a bitchen story. Nice spanking. Tell your wifey that was a good motivational speech she almost gave you.

 

SRT: Shitty Road Turd

 

 

gotta love the wife !

 

Great story

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Not to be an ass or anything, but the SRT-8 isn't a "500 hp car". It's actually 425, IIRC.

 

Further, IMO the SRT-8 LX vehicles (Charger, Magnum, 300C) aren't made to be "race cars". The concept is a sporty family vehicle with alot of grunt.

 

FWIW, it's still a fun story. Wait till your kids get bit by the car bug, and start saying things like "Daddy, step on the gas - HARD". :yup:

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Not to be an ass or anything, but the SRT-8 isn't a "500 hp car". It's actually 425, IIRC.

 

Further, IMO the SRT-8 LX vehicles (Charger, Magnum, 300C) aren't made to be "race cars". The concept is a sporty family vehicle with alot of grunt.

 

FWIW, it's still a fun story. Wait till your kids get bit by the car bug, and start saying things like "Daddy, step on the gas - HARD". :yup:

The SHELBY is not a race car either??? I think it was a good story.Good job hay1967 as long no one get's hurt keep feeding it to them!

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

 

 

 

my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

I am very proud of you, and it doesn't matter what color the Dodge was you had a Ford and that's all that matters. Now go check your oil. :hysterical:

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

 

 

correct me if I am wrong but the SRT8's at 425HP not 500HP

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

 

Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

And I suppose your also going to tell us these owners of these SRT-8 magnums are keeping theirs strictly stock? I know someone who thinks their bad and ruffling my feathers like they did to Hays1967 I'm going to smoke them with mine too. Plus correct me if I'm wrong we are on a web-site for Shelby's so that gives us bragging rights here in my opinion.

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

Me thinks you're logged in to the wrong forum; why don't you go hang with your mopar buddies.

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

This story is like the ones in Penthouse that I read in my much younger days. She said... and then I...

I really did LOL. It kinda makes me jealous that you have a wife who is so bold she would provoke you into sending some car loaded with boys back home crying to their mommas. Momma we need more power. Please give us an advance so we can buy some more horses.

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

Hey newbie...welcome to the forum. Hang out and have a good time. But do us all a favor...Try to keep those smug ____head comments to yourself. :finger:

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Great story, you gave him what he deserved.Its that simple. If it was me, and traffic was clear,It would not have taken more than once to shut up a mopar man.It seems there are more retards driving mopars thinking their car is so baaaad compared to any other brand.They are usually the most immature too.

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

 

FIRST POST??? You made a great impression on everyone. And… I thought I was an ass at times.

 

HSURB

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

It’s evident to all here that you clearly have the need to seek medical help for your anal-cranial inversion condition. Your condition seems to be quite acute so you may have to pull your head out of your butt long enough to see a specialist.

 

You MUST have this condition, because only someone with their head up their butt would join a forum and come out the gate with such idiotic comments.

 

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Everyone welcome Mr. ElectroFREAK to our Forum. Mr. FREAK, my I recommend that you use your self portrait as your Avatar? It just seems so appropriate for you.

 

Let me be the first to say...WELCOME ___HOLE! And I mean that with the utmost of sarcasm. Oh BTW (that means By The Way in case you couldn't figure it out) you go ahead and trot out your UPS Truck sounding Vapor, and we'll just bring a Ford GT to the game. Huh, what? That's not fair you say? Why? H.P. to H.P. its a fairly close match up, so what's unfair? The fact that the GT will smear the Vapor all over the highway anyday and twice on Sunday's?

You're a joke little man. Just crawl back to your Shitty Road Turd forum.

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

 

I am curious.... If you are a Dodge Person "Mentally Challenged" then why are you on a GT500 site?

 

I am a FORD Person and I don't think I have EVER thought of even looking at a Dodge site!

Is this your version of penis envy? are you so overwhelmed by your inadequacies that you need to log in to a superior site and belittle what you read in a feeble attempt to regain that which you will never have?

 

Just asking!

 

PS my

 

White is Fastest!

Water Vapor!

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

They make decaffinated brands that taste just as good as the original.

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I was heading home on 395 North about 4 Miles north of Reno. We Where in the Slow Lane Doing about 60mph "Something I don’t do all that often but my Wife was with me" We where listening to SIRIUS "Hair Nation" one of the Best Stations out there! When I noticed a Black Station Wagon Looking Dodge to my left. The passenger had his window down and was trying to get my attention; I didn’t want to ruin Def Leopard Pyromania that just started playing so I ignored him. The Black Dodge started nailing the gas and letting off trying to egg me on, But I Love this Song!

After about 30 Seconds of this "Seemed like 25 minutes" my wife said DO SOMTHING JEESE!

I rolled down my window and the passenger yelled LETS SEE WHAT THAT PEICE OF SH-T can do.

 

Remember I have my wife in the car!

 

My blood pressure went to 278 over 544 but I ignored him, I was eying the road and noticed a nice gap opening up ahead.

 

The Dodge continued to do his Speed up and slow down.

 

He then REALY nailed it, finely tired of me ignoring him and started pulling away.

 

My wife whispered to me.... YOU PU_S!

 

She didn’t get the last S out and I was in Second Gear at about 6000RPM's

The dodge stayed on it I think, to me he seemed like he hit a brick wall.

I went by him just as I hit 4th at about 140 and from there it was over. We caught up with the traffic and had to slow down but the Dodge stayed about 3 or 4 cars behind me. Oh yea the passenger window was up to! No more yelling!

When we got home Lisa "my Wife" was still laughing and was joking about how we should do this more often!

I am 41 Year old with a loving wife and 3 lovely kids, Is this the beginning of my Mid Life Crises?

 

I see a Ticket or two in my near future!

 

SRT8s are nothing! They are supposed to have 500hp… NOT!

 

 

You have a new Shelby and a wife who encourages you to kick azz with it.....you are one lucky dude!

And don't listen to that comparison crap about who has what horsepower or weight........this is the street run what you brung, whining isn't allowed.

 

Good job!

Rich

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Try getting your facts straight next time. The SRT-8 Magnum puts out 425 horsepower, not 500, and weighs significantly more than the GT500.

 

So, you're comparing a supercharged, 3900 lb car putting out nearly 500 horsepower to a naturally aspirated car weighing nearly 4300 lbs and putting out 425 horsepower, and you're bragging about the former winning?

 

You're right, the SRT-8 driver was egging you on, and he made a fool out of you because you took the bait. Most SRT-8 drivers know that their car will not beat a GT500.

 

The SRT-8 is the Mustang GT killer, so if you want to tangle with Dodge's next step up you're going to have to race a Viper.

 

very angry.....

 

compensating for something? :hysterical2:

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Here's my thoughts...you put any backroads country hick inside a crappy piece of sh&% with exhaust pipes the size of their mammas loose a-hole and their asking to get smoked by my car. In fact, it could be a four cylinder 1.4L ricer that sounds like a swarm of Africanized killer bees and, given safe conditions ahead, I will absolutely crush the accelelerator in the same way Electrofreak's wifey tore me up last night. The bottom line is, I've raced Subaru WRT's running 24lbs of boost on their turbos (with worked engines) and had a difficult time fending them off. You NEVER know what's under the hood and I take any "egging" on personnaly, and luckily I've been able to back it up. Once my Shelby Kenne Bell Stage 3 comes in next week I'll be frying more cars than Saddam did Iraqis. Bait? Bait my ass...the numb nuts in the SRT-8 thought a CAI gave him 200 hp to the wheels and he was ready to take on the world. HAYS1967 defended the blue oval admirably and given the same scenario I would have done the same damn thing (again, as long as it was safe to do so). Boy, I hate moles...nothing like a little smoke to get rid of them though - kindly provided by the spent exhaust coming out of our Shelby's exhausts. Peace out....

 

Regards,

FordGeek (Joseph)

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