socalwrench Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 So here's the story. My wife and I are out running a few errands. We took her car since I'm working on the Mustang (as some of you know), and I spot this Shelby GT. I can spot them from a mile away. So, as we pull up to it I notice it has balls hanging from under the car- a sagging set of flesh colored nads hanging off of this otherwise nice car. I had to take photographs of it. So, as he turned into the same bank that we were going to anyway, I snapped a few pictures with my phone. I was able to get the closer ones because he almost parked in a handicapped spot and decided to block traffic for a minute. This all happened in the Antelope Valley, in CA. One thing that thought was funny: there's the balls, but where's the dick?... think about it... blocking traffic.... you get the idea. I wonder if he's on the forum. If you are, sorry dude, this is too funny not to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rush_junky Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) They're usually on 4X4 Pickups down here....lol Here's a fairly common bumper sticker too...."Silly boys, trucks are for girls" Edited April 23, 2011 by rush_junky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Same out here also. Lifted trucks started the trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilmor Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Hard to believe someone would "mod" his SGT in such a way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffIsHereToo Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 One thing that thought was funny: there's the balls, but where's the dick? The dick was driving the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redlinetoys Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) This is one of the most stupid modifications I have ever seen on a 4x4, and completely ignorant on a mustang... Whenever I see them on hillbilly trucks around here I get the urge to use my razor knife to do a little neutering. To each his own I guess... Edited April 24, 2011 by Redlinetoys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springer Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The dick was driving the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 I was at a car show swap meet one time and a guy had a whole rack of those in different colors, I guess so you could buy a set that matched your car. Anyway, a mom with two young girls, probably 7 and 8 years old walked by the rack and spotted the nutsackers. Right away they were asking..."mommy what are those"? "what are they for"?? they kept repeating it, the mom just kept walking and didn't say a word. I had to chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) Yeah, that's why I had to post it. It was ridiculous, and very obvious on a black car. LOL. Yes, Jeff you have it. Edited April 24, 2011 by socalwrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Even I don't find that funny or annoying !!! You should have run up and squeeze them !!! or go up to the guy tell him hey if your looking for your balls your wife hung them on your rear bumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffIsHereToo Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Even I don't find that funny or annoying !!! You should have run up and squeeze them !!! or go up to the guy tell him hey if your looking for your balls your wife hung them on your rear bumper Walk over, reach down, cup them in your hand and say "cough"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) Good ones guys. LOL. Very funny indeed. Edited April 24, 2011 by socalwrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07-2937 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 least they weren't blue lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 my supervisor had one hangin on the back of his harley. the coworkers were goin to fix a dildo to it right before he went on vacation to sturgis, but they forgot to. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 LOL. Now that would be funny too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_GT350 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Personally I think those are disgusting no matter what vehicle they are on. If I were an LEO I would write him up for being lude or whatever would fit. There is a time and place for that kind of stuff, and hanging under a vehicle isn't the place for it! Just my .02. That being said ... have a great day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygator Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Personally I think those are disgusting no matter what vehicle they are on. If I were an LEO I would write him up for being lude or whatever would fit. There is a time and place for that kind of stuff, and hanging under a vehicle isn't the place for it! Just my .02. That being said ... have a great day! Tell us how you really feel Dougie! What's a LEO? edit: I'm slow... I got it. A Law Enforcement Officer!! Edited April 25, 2011 by jerseygator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grsybtch Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Well Dodges have female genitals........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT/SC#0471 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 worse than stick on fender vents and curb feelers...Actually totally asinine. Makes me think of a very low IQ and some issues with latent homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalwrench Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Grysbtch, wow, I'll never look at the Dodge Ram symbol the same again. SGT/SC#0471, yeah, I thought it was really ugly too. Edited April 25, 2011 by socalwrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Well Dodges have female genitals........ That is awesome never thought of that so would it be ok to tell a guy driving a dodge Hey Nice Vagina !!! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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