RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well today my dream job was shot down in flames !!!! I applied for a job at my local Walmart the position that was on my list was The Greeter. After filling out this long application and had to list any disability's. Then you have to draw a happy place in your life. Well 30 minutes later the store manager and 2 security guys approach me looking all upset. He said he has never seen a application like this before and he has never been so scared. I said but those are my disability's and you hire physical and mentally challenged people. Yes we do but not people that draw a happy place with blood everywhere and body's scattered. I said that was me taking out the crooked politician's it made me happy. Well as you figured I didn't get the job What's your dream job ????? Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIKEBOY Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Aaww Anthony, that's a shame...I know you wanted to work there so bad too!! Me? I wanna be a lingerie installer, ideally. Unfortunately the wife has different feelings about that one!! :happy feet: edit: I guess a TSA agent aint too bad these days either...gettin' to pick the '10' s out of the crowd for the feel-up...I mean pat-down!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIKEBOY Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 After all.......you did say "DREAM" job, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Aaww Anthony, that's a shame...I know you wanted to work there so bad too!! Me? I wanna be a lingerie installer, ideally. Unfortunately the wife has different feelings about that one!! :happy feet: edit: I guess a TSA agent aint too bad these days either...gettin' to pick the '10' s out of the crowd for the feel-up...I mean pat-down!! Don't you know???? The rookies get the Size "25 and Up" Gals (thats Dress Size).................... Don't get lost in there........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 My Dream Job is Being my own BOSS building the cool Mustangs that I have designed. I need about $250K............anyone? anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08SGT1977 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Working for Shelby, TASCA, Quantum, etc would be a dream job. Like a kid in a candy store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIKEBOY Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 My Dream Job is Being my own BOSS building the cool Mustangs that I have designed. I need about $250K............anyone? anyone? Tes, can't help ya with the dough, but.......................marketing, another thing. Imagine this.............................."Power in the hands of a BUNCH!" Chris, You're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 My Dream Job is Being my own BOSS building the cool Mustangs that I have designed. I need about $250K............anyone? anyone? Would 250,000 make you take a bubble bath with a grown man and his rubber ducky !!! He like to be quaked alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt350lp Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 What I have now.......retirement............. :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Tes, can't help ya with the dough, but.......................marketing, another thing. Imagine this.............................."Power in the hands of a BUNCH!" Chris, You're welcome! I need to find someone who can take a customized Car Body and make a Mold of it.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Would 250,000 make you take a bubble bath with a grown man and his rubber ducky !!! He like to be quaked alot Gotta goooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Aaww Anthony, that's a shame...I know you wanted to work there so bad too!! Me? I wanna be a lingerie installer, ideally. Unfortunately the wife has different feelings about that one!! :happy feet: edit: I guess a TSA agent aint too bad these days either...gettin' to pick the '10' s out of the crowd for the feel-up...I mean pat-down!! Before NYPD got a decent pay increase and being under 5yr you really took home peanuts like 600.00 for 2 weeks. Guys were jumping ship for anything else cause top pay was 43,000 back in the 90's. So, I use to bring applications for Mc donalds and hand them out during roll call. Then, I would ask the LT for him as a reference of course he said no. It's very hard to get fired from NYPD once your off probation. Look it took them 14yrs to get me out the door !!! This my make you guys laugh I got transfered to a punishment Pct go figure !! So these 2 supervisor would do roll call like the marines. If there was a speck on your uniform or anything they rip into you. So one morning I put my mourning bad across my shield before roll call. The guys, I worked with new it was going to be funny and screw up those to idiots. So when both of them got to me and they stand like right on top of you. The LT goes whats with this officer someone die in your family, I go all serious didn't he the horrible news they killed Jeffery Domur ( the guy that was eating his male friends). Their jaws dropped they stood there didn't know what to say that was the last inspection roll call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firekiller Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I am one of the fortunate ones, I have my dream job as a fireman. Been on 11yrs and still cant wait to get up every third day and go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbowles22 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 If I could do anything it would be opening a restaurant with my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene64cobra Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 top of the list race car driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubbsFaris Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Actor or musician....only one problem- I despise fame. I grew up with one of my best friends as a child actor, and it was pure hell to go anywhere or do anything. I felt bad for him, and it nearly ruined his life. So if I could do one of those things and never be recognized, I would love it. Other than that? QB for the Steelers or, heck, Id settle for kicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShelbyEra08 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I would love to be a Picture Car Coordinator...........be awesome to work with TV and Movie cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 If I could do anything it would be opening a restaurant with my dad. In reality, I would love to open a resturant my family has tried to go to culinary school. I have made dishes just from thought. I would do a resturant that was gear to familys. Where you could do affordable meals for decent prices. Of course you have to have a buffalo wing night. My cousin is now a silent partner in resturant that he started back in the 80's in brooklyn after 10yrs he brang the partners in. He lived like a king off his cut never have to work again. But in those 10yrs you have to be there 24/7 it's alot of late night and stress and keeping up to code with the health department. If we ever to a meet up we can have a cook out like Mr bobby Flay !! I also would love to meet Gordon Ramsey just to have him curse me out. He a pro at that would be funny!! Be safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I would love to be a Picture Car Coordinator...........be awesome to work with TV and Movie cars My brother would get you job in that field before he gives me one!! Big money in the film area my brother was down in New orleans working on the Green lantern movie. The douch wouldn't even invite me down since the Lanntern has been my superhero. Then he wanted me to fill him in on the Green lantern. I told him for 2,000.00 or by a book so he bought the book. He has worked on alot of Tom Cruise movie he's in the Credits. His girlfriend does all the interior @ exterior designs she has won grammys they work every other year or two . We both love cars but hate each other. On top of his insane salary they get an allowance and choice of rental car and where they live for the movie shoot. Oh did I mention he's a cheap F=== but he did buy my daughter a gift once then kept calling to see if she was still playing with her doll. My sister is the same way but I believe in enjoying your money and helping out family my young cousin wanted to go back to college. I gave her a check for 5 grand my sibling's flipped out for doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIKEBOY Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 If I could do anything it would be opening a restaurant with my dad. Aaawwww..that makes me smile! Good for you man. I miss my Dad. Hang on to yours! Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIKEBOY Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I need to find someone who can take a customized Car Body and make a Mold of it.................. OK Tes, I'm serious for one second. One second, that's it, then back to being the goofball that I am. You are down in the southeast. My window scoops (fiberglass) came from Kaenen down your way. I would seriously call Kip there and just chat it up. He's a GREAT guy! You never know what they may have as available equipment to do that sort of thing, or the 'want' to do a project as such. Everything starts with conversation...don't be scared man! (321) 768-7986 They are in Melbourne. fyi- they do some dynamite hoods too! If you don't call 'em, I will!!!! edit- Kaenen window scoop pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sudden Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well today my dream job was shot down in flames !!!! I applied for a job at my local Walmart the position that was on my list was The Greeter. After filling out this long application and had to list any disability's. Then you have to draw a happy place in your life. Well 30 minutes later the store manager and 2 security guys approach me looking all upset. He said he has never seen a application like this before and he has never been so scared. I said but those are my disability's and you hire physical and mentally challenged people. Yes we do but not people that draw a happy place with blood everywhere and body's scattered. I said that was me taking out the crooked politician's it made me happy. Well as you figured I didn't get the job What's your dream job ????? Enjoy Wouldn"t it be cool to be a door greeter at Wally World at drive to work in a G.T. 500? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 In reality, I would love to open a resturant my family has tried to go to culinary school. I have made dishes just from thought. I would do a resturant that was gear to familys. Where you could do affordable meals for decent prices. Of course you have to have a buffalo wing night. My cousin is now a silent partner in resturant that he started back in the 80's in brooklyn after 10yrs he brang the partners in. He lived like a king off his cut never have to work again. But in those 10yrs you have to be there 24/7 it's alot of late night and stress and keeping up to code with the health department. If we ever to a meet up we can have a cook out like Mr bobby Flay !! I also would love to meet Gordon Ramsey just to have him curse me out. He a pro at that would be funny!! Be safe Why go to Culinary School, just use your Family Cook Book. Old recipes from your Grandmother that has been passed down through the Generations. I have enought Recipes from my Mom that I could open an Italian Restaurant and do really well. I have the Restaurant Name, the Menue and even the decor all designed, just no Money. I have about 15 different Business Plans that I have come up with, everthing from Exotic Dancers Business to a couple of Restaurants to Car Related Businesses and many Businesses in between. AND NO, I would NOT be one of the Dancers...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Wouldn"t it be cool to be a door greeter at Wally World at drive to work in a G.T. 500? OR Park it at an intersection and Hold a Cardboard Sign that reads "Will Work For Gas" while leaning against the Shelby. You have to dress in raggity old clothes to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 OK Tes, I'm serious for one second. One second, that's it, then back to being the goofball that I am. You are down in the southeast. My window scoops (fiberglass) came from Kaenen down your way. I would seriously call Kip there and just chat it up. He's a GREAT guy! You never know what they may have as available equipment to do that sort of thing, or the 'want' to do a project as such. Everything starts with conversation...don't be scared man! (321) 768-7986 They are in Melbourne. fyi- they do some dynamite hoods too! If you don't call 'em, I will!!!! edit- Kaenen window scoop pic. GREAT, thanks............................OK, you can go back to being a Goofball............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I am one of the fortunate ones, I have my dream job as a fireman. Been on 11yrs and still cant wait to get up every third day and go to work. Yes you do !!! I like FD guys they are always friendly and little more crazy than me. The FD house in my PCT the LT was crazy as fox one day he and his crew drive my a car that smashed up. So they stop the owner which FD never ask for proof they tell her we can save you money. We'll cut the car up for you and then the city will take it away for free. Mean while back at the ranch 2 cops were on there way to the car. The car was involved in a hit and run and the owner thought by cutting the car up her son can't get arrested. When we got the call that the car was chopped up by FD. The shit hit the fan and of course my supvisors knew, I hanged out with them. When, I got the FD LT on the phone he's like what the big deal the lady wanted her car chop and we used the car as a training excercise. It cost me alot of favors to get mess cleaned up. Some crazy stuff !! and sometime when I go there is always a good fight going throwing equipment at each other. It's like a frat house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RACERX009 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Why go to Culinary School, just use your Family Cook Book. Old recipes from your Grandmother that has been passed down through the Generations. I have enought Recipes from my Mom that I could open an Italian Restaurant and do really well. I have the Restaurant Name, the Menue and even the decor all designed, just no Money. I have about 15 different Business Plans that I have come up with, everthing from Exotic Dancers Business to a couple of Restaurants to Car Related Businesses and many Businesses in between. AND NO, I would NOT be one of the Dancers...................... You see a normal family hands down recipes my little italian mom from italy. Hides her recipes from me and my sister and when see cooks he always makes sure there is anyone in the kitchen. My mom is the real live version Maria Barone from Everyone loves raymond. If she eats at someones house she will make faces when eating and give little nudges on how the food suxs. She even bashes my sister cooking and my sis is a great cook and my sis finds out about one of recipes my mom flips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ShelbyEra08 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 My brother would get you job in that field before he gives me one!! Big money in the film area my brother was down in New orleans working on the Green lantern movie. The douch wouldn't even invite me down since the Lanntern has been my superhero. Then he wanted me to fill him in on the Green lantern. I told him for 2,000.00 or by a book so he bought the book. He has worked on alot of Tom Cruise movie he's in the Credits. His girlfriend does all the interior @ exterior designs she has won grammys they work every other year or two . We both love cars but hate each other. On top of his insane salary they get an allowance and choice of rental car and where they live for the movie shoot. Oh did I mention he's a cheap F=== but he did buy my daughter a gift once then kept calling to see if she was still playing with her doll. My sister is the same way but I believe in enjoying your money and helping out family my young cousin wanted to go back to college. I gave her a check for 5 grand my sibling's flipped out for doing it. How did get into the industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 A male escort that can be "picky" about which female prospects he wants to have as clients. Talk to SVTKeith, he can point you in the right direction......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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