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I know we have, somewhere, a joke thread but I can't find it. It has been a long day and I ran across this. I know everyone has seen it at one time or another but it is still good. So, what TV show made it famous?

 

Jim

 

Buffalo Theory

“Well ya see, guys, it’s like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

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Not intending to pee on anyone's Cheerios here, but if you Google "Buffalo Theory", multiple sources state that it's an urban myth that Norm or Cliff ever stated that theory on "Cheers". One source claims that they have watched every episode of Cheers, and have never, ever, heard or seen that line/theory quoted by anyone on any episode of that show.

 

Beats me. :shrug:

 

Regardless, it still a funny "theory" though.

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