enormous Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 First, I want to thank Chuck (1sweetazzgt500) for the high quality Micro Fiber detailing cloth he gave me last week as a gift. It landed in the back seat for for some future detailing use, or so I thought. We enjoyed a nice dinner with a couple we know. After dinner I took Rick for a Super Car ride because they had asked numerous times for such a pleasure. Rick WAS very impressed. When we arrived home Michelle his Korean wife was eagerly waiting in my driveway for her turn. She literally did a cartwheel trying to push Rick asside to get in for the next ride. On the first Expressway onramp I thought I would give Michelle a real GT500 taste. I think I must have hit 170 KPH (100 MPH) three quarters of the way down. Michelle was shrieking the entire way. I slowed after merging to a normal speed because of traffic. Michelle now tells me she just peed her pants. I thought it was just a compliment for that onramp blast. Out of the corner of my eye I catch her looking between her slightly spread legs. I then said cautiously said "did you really" ? She said "yes, I'm so sorry" All I did was reach back and grab that nice fluffy soft towel that Chuck gave me and said "here sit on this". We soon arrived home and Rick and my wife laughed their asses off over the situation. New shorts were offered by my wife. Thanks Chuck, your gift came in handy. LOL Be care guys when taking newbie girls for such a Super car ride. It can happen to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobjshelbys Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 That's funny! I never thought of having people go to the can before a ride. Could be a new rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1sweetazzgt500 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Well Norm I hope she at least used the Yellow side(one side is Grey) of the Towel as it will hopefully not leave a stain.Hahahaha.This Story may have given new maning to "I cleaned the Shiat out of my car today". Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slabo Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 First time I have heard of literally scaring the piss out of someone. That is funny man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCMM Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07SGT4578 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 good stuff, thanx for posting. Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekheavy Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Could have been worst. At least you didn't scare the crap out of her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigo Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Robinson Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 That's hilarious!!! I ask my passengers I'd they wore their depends cause their gonna need them.. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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