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Update "CANADUH"...............Hawk Season is "OVER"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical:

 

Atlanta B BALLHawks???????

 

Chicago H PUCKHawks??????? My Bad?????? :doh:

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Chill.........My Great White North Friend...........

 

Winter will be here before you know it??????? :hysterical:

 

Lakers up 1-0............. :happy feet:

 

 

I thought THIS was going to be the Year for "Globle Warming" delaying Winter for a couple of Months...............................

 

The Lakers haven't been the same since Paula Abdule left.......................

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Lakers may have beat the Celtics and may take the whole thing... Will never change the fact that LA is the rectum of America.

 

 

Maybe a good idea to check your own rectum??????????? :hysterical:

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I thought THIS was going to be the Year for "Globle Warming" delaying Winter for a couple of Months...............................

 

The Lakers haven't been the same since Paula Abdule left.......................

 

 

I have to agree.......The 80s show time Laker Girls are all time champs.............

 

Of course that is back when you didn't need Viagra?????????? :hysterical:

 

And Gore is Finished............Common knowledge now that "Global Warming" is a "Marketing Scam"??????? :salute:

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Lakers may have beat the Celtics and may take the whole thing... Will never change the fact that LA is the rectum of America.

 

 

Now now, thats not nice. The republic of kalifornia (and LA in particular) has a lot going for it:

 

Astronimical housing prices

Mudslides (the one time a year it rains)

Riots

Emission standards higher than everyone elses

Earthquakes

High taxes

Wildfires

HUGE state deficit

Juries that can't convict anyone

More earthquakes

Traffic

More wildfires

No death penalty (okay, so you have it, but do you USE it?)

Flakey people

Taxes

No water - except the ocean

No NFL team (you had TWO!)

More earthquakes

Great selection of radio stations (if you like rap music)

Smog

Gangs

Police brutality

Highest concentration of plastic surgeons in the world

Did I mention earthquakes and high taxes?

 

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Okay.......But all that is actually just a conspiracy to keep

all the "RED NECKS" and "HILLBILLIES" east of the Colorado River.................... :hysterical:

 

 

 

 

And all the gays stay on the west side........... :hysterical:

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And all the gays stay on the west side........... :hysterical:

 

 

Now your speaking of "FAIRY LAND"-"SAN FRANCISCO",<EH>.............. :jackinbox:

 

That's "NORTHERN CALIFORNIA" Genious........... :doh:

 

But I heard from a reliable soarce that most the Conservative Fairy's that get kicked out

of Frisco relocate to "Nova Scotia"???????????? :hysterical:

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Now your speaking of "FAIRY LAND"-"SAN FRANCISCO",<EH>.............. :jackinbox:

 

That's "NORTHERN CALIFORNIA" Genious........... :doh:

 

But I heard from a reliable soarce that most the Conservative Fairy's that get kicked out

of Frisco relocate to "Nova Scotia"???????????? :hysterical:

 

Easy down there pal. All that smog is going to your head. finger.gif

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Right. And everything outside of The Strip is so worthwhile out there.

 

How are your property values lookin chief? :hysterical:

 

 

I'm not a Las Vegan and never will be. Give you one guess where I am from.

 

BTW, the property I do own out here is still worth more than 5 times what I paid for it. Chew on that... Chief. :slapfight:

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Gotta remember that Basketball is an all American original sport........Maybe more than Football??????

 

Anyway Game 2 was a simple matter of too much overachievement from Ray Allen

and not enough Laker Defence..........

 

We shall see what happens in "SUCKY BEAN TOWN"................. :hysterical:

 

And never count your Duckies until they lay their last egg?????? Or something like that??????? :salute:

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The Celtics Guard Paul Pierce was quoted as saying before game 3;

 

"We will not be returning to LA"................... :hysterical:

 

 

Lakers up 2-1 in "Bean Town"....................... :lurk:

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Gotta remember that Basketball is an all American original sport........Maybe more than Football??????

 

Anyway Game 2 was a simple matter of too much overachievement from Ray Allen

and not enough Laker Defence..........

 

We shall see what happens in "SUCKY BEAN TOWN"................. :hysterical:

 

And never count your Duckies until they lay their last egg?????? Or something like that??????? :salute:

 

 

 

An all American sport!!!! The sport was invented in Ontario Canada by a guy by the name of James Naysmith... :salute:

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