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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The

> students have

> turned in all their work and there is really nothing more

> to do.? All the

> children are restless and the teacher decides to have an

> early dismissal.

>

>

> So the teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask,

> first and

> correctly can leave early today."

>

> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

> here.? I'm smart

> and will answer the question."

>

> The teacher ask, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years

> Ago'?"

>

> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham

> Lincoln."

>

> "That's right Susie, you can go home."

>

> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

>

> Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

>

> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther

> King."

>

> "That's right Mary, you can go."

>

> Johnny is even madder than before.

>

> Then the teacher said, "Who said 'Ask not, what your

> country can do for

> you'?"

>

> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.

> Kennedy."

>

> "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

>

> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer

> to any of? the

> questions.

>

> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these

> bitches would

> keep their mouths shut!"

>

> The teacher turns around, "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

>

> To which Johnny replied, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

>

>

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