Jump to content
TEAM SHELBY FORUM

Early Retirement could fix the Economy


Recommended Posts

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on

"How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

 

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing

America 's economy.

 

Instead of giving billions of dollars to

companies that will

squander the money on lavish parties and

unearned bonuses, use the

following

plan...

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

 

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the

work force.

 

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early

retirement with the

following stipulations:

 

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job

openings -

 

Unemployment fixed.

 

 

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty

million cars ordered-

 

Auto Industry fixed.

 

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off

their mortgage -

 

Housing Crisis fixed.

 

It can't get any easier than that!

 

If more money is needed, have all members of

Congress and their

constituents pay their taxes...

If you think this would work, please forward to

everyone you know.

 

If not, please disregard.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm in. Where do I pick up my check so I can go car shopping and call my mortgage company?? :headscratch:

 

The reason this will never fly is that it is too simple. The government needs a way to get in and screw it up :hysterical:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm in. Where do I pick up my check so I can go car shopping and call my mortgage company?? :headscratch:

 

That OK, your next Shelby will only cost you $500,000 - $1,000,000 after your money becomes nearly worthless. :doh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...
...