ilmor Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the Pirates, I authorized A TAX on the pirates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ingram4868 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDT Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 "DEATH & TAXES"????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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David Hawkins Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama Delayed the > Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali Pirates' > > > > 10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012. > > 9. One looked like a former neighbor. > > 8. All were carrying DNC cards. > > 7. When BO's staff identified them as "Pirates", Barak Obama thought > they were from Pittsburgh. > > 6. Two of the four were registered with "ACORN". > > 5. Didn't want to support the use of firearms for protection, > thus backing the stance of the 'NRA'. > > 4. Wanted positive confirmation that they were in fact, > Not members of the Rainbow Coalition. > > 3 The Tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say. > > 2. No Photo-op existed. > > > > And the Number # 1 reason > > 1. They may be Muslim Relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffIsHereToo Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama Delayed the > Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali Pirates' > > > > 10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012. > > 9. One looked like a former neighbor. > > 8. All were carrying DNC cards. > > 7. When BO's staff identified them as "Pirates", Barak Obama thought > they were from Pittsburgh. > > 6. Two of the four were registered with "ACORN". > > 5. Didn't want to support the use of firearms for protection, > thus backing the stance of the 'NRA'. > > 4. Wanted positive confirmation that they were in fact, > Not members of the Rainbow Coalition. > > 3 The Tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say. > > 2. No Photo-op existed. > > > > And the Number # 1 reason > > 1. They may be Muslim Relatives. Obviously fake and really not funny. BTW: This is where it came from...someone added the "Letterman" sentence at the beginning. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2240491/posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama Delayed the > Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali Pirates' > > > > 10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012. > > 9. One looked like a former neighbor. > > 8. All were carrying DNC cards. > > 7. When BO's staff identified them as "Pirates", Barak Obama thought > they were from Pittsburgh. > > 6. Two of the four were registered with "ACORN". > > 5. Didn't want to support the use of firearms for protection, > thus backing the stance of the 'NRA'. > > 4. Wanted positive confirmation that they were in fact, > Not members of the Rainbow Coalition. > > 3 The Tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say. > > 2. No Photo-op existed. > > > > And the Number # 1 reason > > 1. They may be Muslim Relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ejrail Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 This from a guy who thought we had 57 or 58 states!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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