David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 MAN, that Guy on my Right looks way to much like George W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 My Wife Paid WHAT for those UGLY Shoes???? http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashi...tas_lanvin.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Man, If I didn't Sleep like David on that Team Shelby site, I could get a lot more done............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 If I get one more Call from any more of those People from Team Shelby I swear, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 OK, Concentrate, if I can just muster up one good Fart, I could empty the Room and go home early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I dont care if it is just a Painting, I wish he would quit staring at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejrail Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 WE NEED MORE STIMULUS MONEY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TAX PAYERS ARE BROKE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I swear, if he laughs at my Hair one more time, I'm sending him hunting with Dick Cheney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snblaw Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Tim, what do you mean the printing presses are broken? how will we pay for all of this spending now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFBLUE Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 The President just received a much anticipated top secret brief... President Obama: "So all those conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assasination, the fake moon landing, the US Army creating the AIDS virus, the US government being behind the 9/11 attacks, the UFO crash landing in Roswell" aren't true and I can't tell anybody? Adviser: Sir your supporters wouldn't believe you anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFBLUE Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 "..'The man' is keeping me down!" Let's stick it to him!....Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that won't work cause... now I'm the man" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Tim, what do you mean the printing presses are broken? how will we pay for all of this spending now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilmor Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Tim, what do you mean the printing presses are broken? how will we pay for all of this spending now? Higher taxes, of course!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07SGT4648 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 "OH my God" who's responsible for passing gay marriage in Iowa? Now my cabinet is all eyeballing each other. Get me that damn Chet Culver on the line!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69dejavue Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Biden said what?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69dejavue Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 What did Klinton mean when he said he was bangin' Michelle like a screen door in a hurricane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCMM Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Tim, you blew the clutch in my 500? I told you to take it easy until I had the TSB completed. Michelle's gonna be pi$$ed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svttim Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ok....here is something I bet everyone can have fun with! Make a caption for this picture! Damn, Jeff said not to click on SVTKieths pictures! I thought Hillary was bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahmann Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 "Bush took ALL of the Excedrin with him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDT Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ok....here is something I bet everyone can have fun with! Make a caption for this picture! "President Obama reacts as Secretary Timothy Geithner reads to him from the Team Shelby Off-Topic Forum" """""""""Remember: THE PURPOSE IS TO HAVE FUN!"""""""""" !!!!!!!!! I could use a loaded gun right now!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsfdiver Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How am I gong to talk my way out of this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hawkins Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 12 TelaPromters and their ALL on the Plane..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormeaston Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ok....here is something I bet everyone can have fun with! Make a caption for this picture! "President Obama reacts as Secretary Timothy Geithner reads to him from the Team Shelby Off-Topic Forum" Remember: THE PURPOSE IS TO HAVE FUN! "Jeeeeeeeeez".................................and they can't dance either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDan Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Rahm! Rahm! Quick, rub my temples, I just realized, Hillary is the Sec of State? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drswiger Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 "I can't believe you're just now telling me where Fiat ranks in European car sales for 2007 and 2008." (6th in case you didn't know - 1. VW, 2. Ford, 3. GM owned Vauxhall & Opal, 4. Renault, 5. Peugeot, 6. Fiat) " Good God Geithner! What did you eat? My eyes are burning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07SGT4578 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Damn infidels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnsignaldelete Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Ok....here is something I bet everyone can have fun with!Make a caption for this picture! "I'm 'OBAMA'!! 'I'm,the saviorof the United States!! I'm Brilliant, :work: I'm Black, :shades: I'm Muslim :ninja: , I'm the 'Comrade President', . So, how in the name of Allah, did I get stuck in this Frek-ing room, listening to a bunch, of dumb a-s, :wacko: 'white crackers'. Rev. Wright an Louis Farrakhan, don't have to put up with this sh-t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSSNAKE Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 "Bush took ALL of the Excedrin with him? He probably thought they were little W's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSSNAKE Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 !!!!!!!!! I could use a loaded gun right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, (Geithner) But Mr. President we've outlawed all the guns!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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