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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html

 

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Not that I stereotype or anything but lets pick apart this story a bit.

 

Headline:

A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

 

(The "woman's" name is Aiko)

 

Allow me to quote:

"Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents"

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast"

"Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

And who's surprised he can't find a woman?

 

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

:redcard: I call B.S. there nerd boy! Besides, what's the difference between her "private parts" and "down there"? Wait, scratch that. I DON'T want to know. :stop:

 

"He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future."

At least he is thinking of other live-at-home 30-somethings who eat Cheetos while watching internet porn and then wonder why their weiner is turning orange? :headscratch:

 

 

"he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko"

Oh my gosh!! She is a real woman!!! :hysterical:

 

 

It is my understanding he has discovered some mistakes and will be building a second model called the "for sure real woman". She will be 3' tall and have cup holders in the top of her head. :hysterical2::hysterical2:

 

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can she juggle? I like juggling.

 

 

 

 

Depends on what you want juggled!

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Isn't svtkeith from Canada...or should we call you Lee Trung??? :hysterical:

 

 

:hysterical: Thats just my Aisian name Tek :hysterical:

 

 

And yes she is the perfect woman....Wana know why....wana see a pic. :hysterical:

 

 

I do make a slightly BIGGER version of the perfect woman....Wana see a pic. :spiteful:

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Brandi might ban you instead.....

 

This guy isn't far from here and he looks real creepy

He is taking donations to upgrade her to be able to perform other chores,

What would you program 1st? :drool:

 

He said "perfect" woman and she talks? How can she perfect and talk? :hysterical::hysterical:

 

 

 

MM

 

 

I think Im going to BAN myself!!!

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WTH??? :headscratch:

 

 

 

First of all she looks 12 years old, second, there is no perfect woman or man :sandbox: and third, she "butters toast" :finger: we need her to butter all our popcorn that gets passed around on this site 24/7. :lurk:

 

 

 

:hysterical2:

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