Guest evilchris Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 http://www.downsford.com/GT-500KR.htm Love dem' der' fogger lights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jfoster Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 WTF???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest evilchris Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wonder why no pics of the engine, the 428SCJ! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTony Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 that's worse than rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
150man Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I don't like fake stuff on cars. The hood scoops- non functional. Side scoops- non functional. 428 badge-false. Roll bar- non functional. And the ugly fog lights take the cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Talk about picking parts out of a catalog!! What are they asking for this Frankenstein? Ruf - how long before the Excursion can make it to CA? We have a West Coast mission for the team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuce Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 OMG! I think I peed a little. That is the funniest thing I've seen on this or any other board. How much is Downsyndrome Ford asking for this beauty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Talk about picking parts out of a catalog!! What are they asking for this Frankenstein? Ruf - how long before the Excursion can make it to CA? We have a West Coast mission for the team! Ready to roll here <lol> I think they heard the '68 had rectangular fogs in the mouth... just something got sooo lost in the translation. Damn, they look better on my '92 Ranger Let's roll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Darn it, I was eating lunch when I went and looked at that "car" Almost choked to death at the sight of that monstrosity. Once, a guy at a local dealership messed up and screwed a front license plate directly to the plastic bumper of my new toyota van with large sheet metal screws. I think the same guy is now at that dealership after looking at how those fog lights are attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Never mind the Excursion - I'm fueling up the car carrier. Disgraceful - and blasphemy. Perhaps we should notify Carroll - he may want to take it to litigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCrazy Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 "blasphemy" You said it Ruf, someone needs to be whipped with a rubber hose for doing this to a Shelby (?)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest evilchris Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 "blasphemy" You said it Ruf, someone needs to be whipped with a rubber hose for doing this to a Shelby (?)!!! It's just a GT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTony Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 someone needs to shake some sense into these fellows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shel-b001 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 http://www.downsford.com/GT-500KR.htm Love dem' der' fogger lights! E.C. You can say that again ,they are UGLLLLY. Never mind the Excursion - I'm fueling up the car carrier. Disgraceful - and blasphemy. Perhaps we should notify Carroll - he may want to take it to litigation. `Ruf` Can you swing Up to Canada I will supply the Canadian. DEAR! GO OUT &Get 6 cases NO! MAkE it ! 12cases . OKAY I`am ready let`s roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 By God, man, you're right. Everyone remain calm. We need to organize here. We'll need the Excursion And the Carrrier! Dan - you'll drive the Excursion (but remember - no bump drafting) awatters - you're on recon. KCMO - you're on weapons - let's not go in empty handed. Joe - you handle refueling stops. Chris - you'll handle media relations. CC - handle collateral damage control. Alright - let's Move Out! Who wants to be in charge of pizzas and beer? Remember - we're going into New Jersey - someone be sure we have enough change for the toll booths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpretzel Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 What about the porn?!?! You can't forget the porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I can't think of everything, soldier. Okay - you're in - but make sure there aren't any animal movies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpretzel Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 ...but make sure there aren't any animal movies... Oh man. But I have a really touching film about a man and his donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCrazy Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 It's just a GT In my defense, I couldn't look at it long enough to tell what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 In my defense, I couldn't look at it long enough to tell what it was. I'm still blind, sure it ain's a Camaro? :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Just for that, Carnut - you're on pothole duty. We're heading into New Jersey - so we'll need to lash you to the roof of the car carrier - and outfit you with night vision goggles to spot upcoming potholes on the Turnpike. Are you up for it, mister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Just for that, Carnut - you're on pothole duty. We're heading into New Jersey - so we'll need to lash you to the roof of the car carrier - and outfit you with night vision goggles to spot upcoming potholes on the Turnpike. Are you up for it, mister? You bet, got my square edge shovel, a bag full of ass fault, and introductary letter from my uncle Vito. We should be so lucky. I hope someone if bringing the quick lime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Damn, that's quick thinking, man. I'll call Frankie in Jersey City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Damn, that's quick thinking, man. I'll call Frankie in Jersey City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloy Dave Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Who wants to be in charge of pizzas and beer? Remember - we're going into New Jersey - someone be sure we have enough change for the toll booths. I just read the end of this thread...what are you guys talking about? Crap...looks like you all left without me. Oh well, I guess I'll go out for a drive in this brand new GT500KR I just bought today in New Jersey. Some guy named Testosterone Tony sold it to me. It has these really neat fog lights...and he said it was an instant collectible. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCMO-GT500 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 ...kill it..kill it quick before it starts breathing!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dave - stand by - I'll have some GPS numbers for you ASAP. You can meet us in Tom's River - wherever the hell that is. Now - where are those pizzas - I can't drive and type and eat at the same time. Ah - crap - another toll booth. Stand by. KMCO - why are you laughing? You're on ordinance detail, mister. I hope you brought those grease seeking grenade launchers. Remember? New Jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnut Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dave - stand by - I'll have some GPS numbers for you ASAP. You can meet us in Tom's River - wherever the hell that is. Now - where are those pizzas - I can't drive and type and eat at the same time. Ah - crap - another toll booth. Stand by. KMCO - why are you laughing? You're on ordinance detail, mister. I hope you brought those grease seeking grenade launchers. Remember? New Jersey? Youse Guys bedda be careful up there. Youse donna wanna do nuttin too crazy. Youse never know, thata mighta be some Pizano's ride. You badda bing, badda sumthing and dont worry bout it then haul ass outta there. You know what I mean. Ruf's uncle Z cant help you up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68fastback Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Never mind the Excursion - I'm fueling up the car carrier. Disgraceful - and blasphemy. Perhaps we should notify Carroll - he may want to take it to litigation. Good point! Clear infringement, and since Ford is the license-holder, they could also pursue it. Er, that could be a problem.. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STSVT Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dave - stand by - I'll have some GPS numbers for you ASAP. You can meet us in Tom's River - wherever the hell that is. Now - where are those pizzas - I can't drive and type and eat at the same time. Ah - crap - another toll booth. Stand by. KMCO - why are you laughing? You're on ordinance detail, mister. I hope you brought those grease seeking grenade launchers. Remember? New Jersey? RUFDRAFT YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME . You guys wont believe this its funny my wife called me just this morning she actually was driving next to this very car on her way to work and called me to tell me what she saw, i dont think theres more than one of these jokers driving around. My wife is well educated on her mustangs and is always on the lookout for them. She knows there are no 428 engines in these modern cars. My wife also said it had the name shelby on the rear spoiler We live only 30 min from this dealership in new jersey. RUFDRAFT THE WIFE AND I ARE ON A STAKEOUT I HAVE THE CAR IN MY SIGHT WE HAVE THE PIZZA AND COLD BEER WAITING, INFORM ME WHEN YOU GUYS ARE NEAR WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS IMPOSTER OUT...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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