RUFDRAFT Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 I've been pm'd by many of you looking for ways to relieve the aforementioned symptoms. (do not attempt any of these unless you're a qualified driver) 1. Lay on the sofa on your back and do 3 sets of 10 reps lifting your head off the cushion (this will strengthen necessary neck muscles before you begin driving your Shelby - and will help prevent whiplash under full-throttle). 2. Face the mirror in the bathroom. Do 5 sets of 10 reps of smiling as hard as you can. (this will properly prepare facial muscles for the extreme use they will face once you get delivery) 3. Call your City maintenence dept and advise them they still have time to resurface the blacktop in front of your house. 4. Call your favorite tire retailer and have them order a few extra sets of rears for your Shelby, so they'll be on hand. 5. Distribute flyers to your neighbors telling them not to be alarmed when they begin to hear the supercharged 500 hp engine at 6 a.m. Tell them they're in no danger. 6. Lay in a supply of size large Depends adult underwear to keep in the trunk of your Shelby for passengers who "want a ride." (also print up some release forms for them) 7. Rent the movie, "Bullitt" and watch it until you can say Steve McQueens lines along with him. 8. Start a new savings account and deposit money weekly. You'll need this for speeding tickets. 9. Develop a close relationship with an attorney. You'll be needing him, too. 10. Tell your doc you won't be needing the "little blue pills" anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach1 EH Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 AMEN brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUFDRAFT Posted May 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Hi Ray - My wife asked me what the mpg would be on the Shelby. I said - "yes, it gets some miles to the gallon, honey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach1 EH Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Hi Ray - My wife asked me what the mpg would be on the Shelby. I said - "yes, it gets some miles to the gallon, honey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastStuff Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Hi Ray - My wife asked me what the mpg would be on the Shelby. I said - "yes, it gets some miles to the gallon, honey" Sure beats "gallons to the mile", eh? Wouldn't that be "mile gassage"? Seriously, though... gas mileage should be 14 city/21 hwy. Hey... that's 35 total!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 I've been pm'd by many of you looking for ways to relieve the aforementioned symptoms. (do not attempt any of these unless you're a qualified driver) 1. Lay on the sofa on your back and do 3 sets of 10 reps lifting your head off the cushion (this will strengthen necessary neck muscles before you begin driving your Shelby - and will help prevent whiplash under full-throttle). 2. Face the mirror in the bathroom. Do 5 sets of 10 reps of smiling as hard as you can. (this will properly prepare facial muscles for the extreme use they will face once you get delivery) 3. Call your City maintenence dept and advise them they still have time to resurface the blacktop in front of your house. 4. Call your favorite tire retailer and have them order a few extra sets of rears for your Shelby, so they'll be on hand. 5. Distribute flyers to your neighbors telling them not to be alarmed when they begin to hear the supercharged 500 hp engine at 6 a.m. Tell them they're in no danger. 6. Lay in a supply of size large Depends adult underwear to keep in the trunk of your Shelby for passengers who "want a ride." (also print up some release forms for them) 7. Rent the movie, "Bullitt" and watch it until you can say Steve McQueens lines along with him. 8. Start a new savings account and deposit money weekly. You'll need this for speeding tickets. 9. Develop a close relationship with an attorney. You'll be needing him, too. 10. Tell your doc you won't be needing the "little blue pills" anymore. I could of used this last year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 This is like watching old home videos all over again. Let it rest guys! Proposed man rule = no resurrecting threads over 6 months old unless they pertain to technical data or mods. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 This is like watching old home videos all over again. Let it rest guys! Proposed man rule = no resurrecting threads over 6 months old unless they pertain to technical data or mods. What do you think? I no likey rules. I likey these 2 cars :happy feet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Grabber, you are being ornery tonight! Go to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabber Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Grabber, you are being ornery tonight! Go to bed! The Carrol Shelby TV program is on in 5 minutes , so you will miss me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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